Pls who is the true owner of a MAN, the mother or the wife?

Mother-in-law: "My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year!!!"

Daughter-in-law: "Mama, that was over 40 years ago!!! You must realise that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking it."

Mother-in-law: "he passed through my 'kini'"

Daughter-in-law: "that was just once,he eats and will still continue to eat my 'kini' for years to come"
Mother-in-Law: "I carried him for 9 months."

Daughter-In-Law: "He was only 3.5kg then, wasn't he? So what's the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERY NIGHT AND HE IS 90KG NOW."

Lol
Wahala wa oooh!!! Men are in dilemma...
Who is the true owner Men remain babies for life. Too bad for dem:p. I dey cry for una