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Abeg Come See Gbege by dlex21(m): 4:35pm On Aug 02, 2012
A young woman was serving life
sentence in prison. Angry and
resentful
about her situation, she had
decided
that she would rather die than to
live
another year in prison. Over the
years
she had become good friends
with one
of the prison caretakers. His job,
among
others, was to bury those
prisoners
who died in a
graveyard just outside the prison
walls.
When a prisoner died, the
caretaker rang a bell, which was
heard
by everyone. The caretaker
then got the body and put it in a
casket.
Next, he entered his office to fill
out
the
death certificate before returning
to
the
casket to
nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the
casket on a wagon to take it to
the
graveyard and bury it. Knowing
this
routine, the woman devised an
escape
plan and shared it with the
caretaker.
The next time the bell rang, the
woman
would leave her cell and sneak
into the
dark room where the coffins
were kept.
She would slip into the coffin with
the
dead body while the caretaker
was
filling out the death certificate..
When
the care-taker returned, he would
nail
the lid shut and take the coffin
outside
the prison with the woman in the
coffin
along with the dead body. He
would
then bury the coffin. The woman
knew
there would be enough air for her
to
breathe until later in the evening
when
the caretaker would return to the
graveyard under the cover of
darkness,
dig up the coffin, open it, and set
her
free. The caretaker was reluctant
to go
along with this plan, but since he
and
the woman had become good
friends
over the years, he agreed to do it.
The
woman waited several weeks
before
someone in the prison died. She
was
asleep in her cell
when she heard the death bell
ring. She
got up and slowly walked
down the hallway. She was nearly
caught a couple of times. Her
heart was beating fast. She
opened the
door to the darkened
room where the coffins were
kept.
Quietly in the dark, she
found the coffin that contained
the
dead body, carefully climbed
into the coffin and pulled the lid
shut to
wait for the caretaker to come
and nail
the lid shut. Soon she heard
footsteps
and
the pounding of the hammer and
nails.
Even though she was very
uncomfortable in the coffin with
the
dead body, she
knew that with each nail she was
one
step closer to freedom.
The coffin was lifted onto the
wagon
and taken outside to the
graveyard. She could feel the
coffin
being lowered into the ground.
She
didn't make a sound as the coffin
hit
the bottom of
the grave with a thud. Finally she
heard
the dirt
dropping onto the top of the
wooden
coffin, and she knew
that it was only a matter of time
until
she would be free at last.
After several minutes of absolute
silence, she began to laugh. She
was free! She was free! Feeling
curious,
she decided to light a
match to find out the identity of
the
dead prisoner beside her.
To her horror, she discovered that
the person she was lying next to was the dead caretaker
abeg...whats next 4 her
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by walexydon(m): 4:45pm On Aug 02, 2012
na real gbege...she don die be that lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by dlex21(m): 11:27am On Aug 07, 2012
lol
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by 234GT(m): 7:15pm On Aug 07, 2012
Make she bite the man for ear well well. Why him go die for that kind time?
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by bashydemy(m): 9:17pm On Aug 07, 2012
Omo na real gbege i swear and if she shout nobody go hear
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by Thankme(f): 10:03pm On Aug 07, 2012
grin grin grin
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by Lagusta(m): 10:16pm On Aug 07, 2012
shocked oh my GOD, the woman don turn to living dead shocked
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by drlaykay(m): 10:20pm On Aug 07, 2012
OMG
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by nyekks: 10:46pm On Aug 07, 2012
234GT: Make she bite the man for ear well well. Why him go die for that kind time?
234GT pls can I get in touch with u. I nid u to do me a favour. My email is agimonyeka@yahoo.com
Thank you.
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by toygod2: 12:07am On Aug 08, 2012
chai......she is a goner too
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by VivaSplendor(m): 7:36am On Aug 08, 2012
Comedy - tragedy..... Got me cryin rather dan laffing
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by dlex21(m): 9:07am On Aug 08, 2012
Viva Splendor: Comedy - tragedy..... Got me cryin rather dan laffing
cryin ke
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by andicod1st(m): 10:44am On Aug 08, 2012
The story does not even sound realistic enough..she couldn't have survive as long as (to be lenient) 30minutes after the grave was sand-filled again.
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by dlex21(m): 12:29pm On Aug 08, 2012
andicod1st: The story does not even sound realistic enough..she couldn't have survive as long as (to be lenient) 30minutes after the grave was sand-filled again.
are u finkin its a true life story?
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by Murphy7h4: 1:14pm On Aug 08, 2012
Good point
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by walexydon(m): 4:29pm On Aug 10, 2012
Murphy7h4: Good point
abi
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by dlex21(m): 2:19pm On Aug 16, 2012
lol grin
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by Exponental(m): 11:20am On Aug 17, 2012
@ op, since u know d details, why not rescue her
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by dlex21(m): 5:52pm On Aug 18, 2012
Exponental: @ op, since u know d details, why not rescue her
since u now know it...be my guest

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