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Bad Day by tizzle(m): 3:39pm On Apr 07, 2006
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch.
The bartender poured him the drink and the guy drank
it down in one gulp.

"Wow," said the bartender. "Something bad musta
happened."

"I came home early today," answered the guy. "I went
up to the bedroom, and there was my wife having sex
with my best friend."

The bartender poured the dude another triple shot.
"This one's on the house." The guy gulped it down once
again.

The bartender asked, "Did you say anything to your
wife?"

The guy answered, "Yeah, I walked up to her and told
her we were through. ‘Pack your bag's and get out!’ I
told her."

"What about your friend?" asked the bartender.

"I looked him straight in the eye and said, ‘Bad dog!’"
Re: Bad Day by spikelord(m): 4:25pm On Apr 07, 2006
So the man actually had a dog as his own rival
Re: Bad Day by kajad(m): 5:12pm On Apr 07, 2006
sorry i didn't see the joke
Re: Bad Day by diddy4(m): 7:27pm On Apr 07, 2006
this is sick. a dog and his wife. damnnnnnnnnn grin
Re: Bad Day by Ebano(m): 6:14pm On Apr 15, 2006
grin I got the joke the best friend (dog) dey hammer the wife grin grin grin
Re: Bad Day by sholashola: 3:31pm On Dec 22, 2007
Too bad. Check out the kind of Dogs you buy next time
Re: Bad Day by sholashola: 3:39pm On Dec 22, 2007
Too bad. Check out the kind of Dogs you buy next time
Re: Bad Day by saucekid(m): 4:04pm On Dec 22, 2007
probably the breed called 'bingo' grin grin grin

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