Behold d new national anthem and pledge

Arise O Lootatriots
The looter’s call obey
To loot our fatherland
With greed and zest and verve
The booties of our looters past
Shall never be recovered
To steal with patience and vigour
One nation ruled by bandits
Crooks and bribe-takers

SECOND STANZA:

O god of subsidy
Protect our bribery scams
Guide our looters right
Help our greed the loots to steal
In debts and terrorism we grow
And looting day and night
Fat foreign reserves plundered
To build a nation where luck
And cabals shall reign

PLEDGE:

I pledge to the umbrella of my party
To be greedy, clueless and corrupt
To loot Nigeria with all my strength
To defend our lootitude
And uphold our mansions and billions
So let us loot

hahhahahahahaahaha, can't help laughing. Could this be true?

joke section please!

Front page. LWTMB

Mode yes front page, not always bomb! bomb!! bomb!!!. Ignite the house with laughterrrrrrrr...

LOL, very funny

dasparrow: LOL, very funny

Exactly

lol, so funnily true

afam4eva: lol, so funnily true

yes bro

Nice one!

LWKMD

Biggyd2: Nice one!