FOR A CHANGE- After a meeting a girl wascoming out of a hotel andwas looking for her carkey. They were not in herpockets. A quick search inthe meeting room itwasn't there too.. Suddenly she realized shemust have left them inthe car. Her husband hasshouted many times forleaving the keys in theignition. Her theory is the ignitionis the best place not tolose them.His theory is that the carwill be stolen. Immediately she rushedto the parking lot , shecame to a terrifyingconclusion. His theory was right. Theparking lot was empty. She immediately calledthe police & gave themher location, car nodescription of car/placed,she parked etc, sheequally confessed that she had left her keys inthe car, and that it hadbeen stolen. Then she made the mostdifficult call of all to herhusband,"Honey, "shestammered; she alwayscall him"honey"in timeslike these. "I left my keys in the car,and it has been stolen." There was a period ofsilence. she thought thecall had been dropped,but then she heard hisvoice. "Idiot", he shouted,"Idropped you at thehotel !" Now it was her time to besilent. Embarrassed, shesaid,"Well, come and getme." He shouted again,"I will,as soon as I convince thispoliceman I have notstolen your car !!

I think the lady needs a memory card

fellawales: I think the lady needs a memory card

or a diskette!

fellawales: I think the lady needs a memory card

Yeah, and she needs to upgrade her RAM too..... The joke nice shaaa