Porsh kayana on ma mind. Chaii! Smh. Mek i no sale my papa house use am buy porsh kayana o!

psoto: IK, happy sunday τ̅☺ you o. I can see it was really a wonderful sunday for you. Leave those girls make them pray wella for husband since u no wan marry them o.
GOD'S CHILD, mass was fine o...
@All muslims, I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wait ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ meat o.

TANKS MY PSOTO! DIS IS SMALL SALLAH NA,NO MEAT FOR DIS 1 NA,TILL OCTOBER FOR D MEAT ONE MAYBE 1 OR 2 WEEKS B4 CAMP,MAYB I WILL BRING AM TO CAMP FOR U

ALL OF U SAYIN BARKA DA SALLAH THANKS O.BARKA DA SALLAH

Gods-child:
House, has anyone noticed that we're moving at an average rate of 4-5 pages per day...I'm certain we'll break 100th page before this month ends...And as time goes on, our velocity will keep augmenting...something like 10 pages per day...I feel sorry for someone who would miss 2 days!

Nairaland no go vex ni ooo, cos at this rate, when I apply Newton-Gregory's Forward Differential formula...I can extrapolate for this thread, a cumulative value of >/= 500 pages....WOW!!!

Now don't you think Nigerian Breweries should come fish out players for Gulder Ultimate Search from this House??...#Thinking#....Who go represent us ooooo!!

y nt use d "runge-kunta" mtd or d "grahm-schmidt" othogonalization mthd, or better still y nt use d mthd of "frobenious". Una too much jare,carry go. (max. ind.phy, uniben).

my people, wen is mobilization for "batch c" ending?

fadinus: @princess, asu quayi, hw are u

maaawu. I'm ok. U?

#etighi....this one na happy day..*eko no dey sleep*..we gona be rocking the VIP section tonight in da club..for real!!!....sup peepz, u guyz are really wonderfulastic and fanstasticaful..
The FFF thing sponsored by me iz gonna be coming up tonight..buh if am not able to make it online here cos of tonight's jollification, I am gonna give it out tomao..
Make una no vex for ur boy..
GodBlessUrSoul..shout out to d unilorin peepz, GGMUB...shout out to d muslim dudes n babes.
I remain Loyal

Am fine õ

ik121: Any gurl mor dan 27 i consida u an old cargoe. GBAM!!!! No jus near me o! Unless na sugar tinz.

ogbeche77:
Seconded... But mine is any gal frm 26

hehehhehheheh....See me see trouble ooo!...Una don dey dictate age??...Omo!...Una be sure guys ooo...See as I dey so ehn, I never even sabi when I go marry, If I reach 30 I go dey think am....Lmao!!!!

ik121: Correct guy u be ! Gurls nw dey reach menopause @ 30

hmmmm...30 kor, 18 ni...Maybe na dem yankie girls you dey talk...I no think say African ladies be like that....

Shey yankee girls dem dey reach meno at age 30 ni?

princessmia: hihihihi hahahaha! Lang of terror. Beware!

Ooooh GOD Almighty!...Please come to our rescue in this House!
@PRINCESS, if them put me & you for the same camp...I go redeploy myself before I do registration!!

fadinus: Shey yankee girls dem dey reach meno at age 30 ni?

Bros GOD go bless you ooo!...I tire for IK ooo!...I sabi say na yankee boy, so he fit dey talk from yankee experience wey him don get with dem girls...I no know where he see meno at 30!!

princessmia: se du ki secret ayi yor?

fadinus: @princess, asu quayi, hw are u

princessmia: maaawu. I'm ok. U?

Ehn, Eehn!...Shey na dis kind thing una wan start abi??...Me I no dey carry last ooo!...Mewu lagaske quampaun...Odondon jazzi shashayna titi, bambam le gaga si??

princessmia: lol. But ur ryt. How did u know I culd speak arabic n hausa? If I was serious with my life, I would hav added yoruba n french to d list. I can only pick a few words of dem. My Mum speaks igbo, fulfude, yoruba, english, hausa n ibira fluenty. So u see, I no try.

I've read it from your posts before nah...So you can't speak yoruba??...Thank GOD!...Olorun ti mue..hehhehehehhee...maa fe mue sere pa ni yoruba!....lolzzzzz...Kudos to your Mum ooo, 6 dialects!!...But if you can speak all those, does it mean your husband to be must also flow in all of them??

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​ Gods child ñä which language b that o

Gods-child:


I've read it from your posts before nah...So you can't speak yoruba??...Thank GOD!...Olorun ti mue..hehhehehehhee...maa fe mue sere pa ni yoruba!....lolzzzzz...Kudos to your Mum ooo, 6 dialects!!...But if you can speak all those, does it mean your husband to be must also flow in all of them??

AH AH SEE SCOPING! I LYK UR STYLE O. MY PSOTO LETS SIT DOWN ND WATCH AS IT UNFOLDS

princessmia: d 100th page limit is good if I must say. So new threads can b created. I don't mind continuing till infinity on dis thread. But if its seasonal, it'll b fun. Maybe mothly etc.

As for d ultimate search thingy, yea, I can b very very very good at it... As long as am in front of d tv!!!! Lol. I don't hav liver. N I cry a lot. We nid sum1 strong hearted n can withstand human torments n insults.

Okay then, we are on the 75th page right...Maybe when we get to page 90+, we'll have an opinion census in which majority of the House would decide if its to continue till infinity here or move to House 3...Is that acceptable??

Ultimate Search...you don't have liver! you cry a lot!....#CoversFace#.....lolzzzz!

wolebs0007: Greetings to everyone in the house.

Greetings to you too sir!

xpertriate: y nt use d "runge-kunta" mtd or d "grahm-schmidt" othogonalization mthd, or better still y nt use d mthd of "frobenious". Una too much jare,carry go. (max. ind.phy, uniben).

Yess Boss!...We speak the same language...#ThumbsUp#

xpertriate: my people, wen is mobilization for "batch c" ending?

I don't understand your question very...are you a foreign trained grad or home based??...The former should be september ending/october...while the latter should be 1st week in september & it depends on your school too...

Gods-child:


Ooooh GOD Almighty!...Please come to our rescue in this House!
@PRINCESS, if them put me & you for the same camp...I go redeploy myself before I do registration!!

why?! Plz now. Lol.

prodam: #etighi....this one na happy day..*eko no dey sleep*..we gona be rocking the VIP section tonight in da club..for real!!!....sup peepz, u guyz are really wonderfulastic and fanstasticaful..
The FFF thing sponsored by me iz gonna be coming up tonight..buh if am not able to make it online here cos of tonight's jollification, I am gonna give it out tomao..
Make una no vex for ur boy..
GodBlessUrSoul..shout out to d unilorin peepz, GGMUB...shout out to d muslim dudes n babes.
I remain Loyal

Alright boss, no wahala...I'm sure the House would understand!...Abeg, take am jeejee for jollification oooo...

Gods-child:




Ehn, Eehn!...Shey na dis kind thing una wan start abi??...Me I no dey carry last ooo!...Mewu lagaske quampaun...Odondon jazzi shashayna titi, bambam le gaga si??

what is dis lang kuma?

Abbasufi:


AH AH SEE SCOPING! I LYK UR STYLE O. MY PSOTO LETS SIT DOWN ND WATCH AS IT UNFOLDS

Oya carry chair, sit down...Abeg shey make I buy you la casera??...I go on gen sef!....lolzzzzz!

fadinus: =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​ Gods child ñä which language b that o

Bros, shebi na you I dey copy nah...Na the same language we dey speak ke!

Gods-child:


I've read it from your posts before nah...So you can't speak yoruba??...Thank GOD!...Olorun ti mue..hehhehehehhee...maa fe mue sere pa ni yoruba!....lolzzzzz...Kudos to your Mum ooo, 6 dialects!!...But if you can speak all those, does it mean your husband to be must also flow in all of them??

lol. Becoz I can't speak yoruba. Doesn't mean I don't unsderstand wen u speak it. As for God showing me, I still undestand

Gods-child:



hehehhehheheh....See me see trouble ooo!...Una don dey dictate age??...Omo!...Una be sure guys ooo...See as I dey so ehn, I never even sabi when I go marry, If I reach 30 I go dey think am....Lmao!!!!

Lmao! Guy wen u turn 30 dnt go for a gurl past 21. But if u turn 40 u can manage 25. The younger the better nd d sweeter d shagging.

Abbasufi:


AH AH SEE SCOPING! I LYK UR STYLE O. MY PSOTO LETS SIT DOWN ND WATCH AS IT UNFOLDS

Abbasufi kenan!

princessmia: what is dis lang kuma?

As for d lang issue, dat 1 is assignment...se du ki secret ayi yor?

princessmia: why?! Plz now. Lol.

#thinking#...She's still asking why...After I saw; Lang of terror. Beware!

Gods-child:


Okay then, we are on the 75th page right...Maybe when we get to page 90+, we'll have an opinion census in which majority of the House would decide if its to continue till infinity here or move to House 3...Is that acceptable??

Ultimate Search...you don't have liver! you cry a lot!....#CoversFace#.....lolzzzz!

but for d silliest of reasons ​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​! Sum1 dies I hardly cry, but sum1 hurts me n I hav no way to expel my feelings, d tears start to run