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Crazy Driver by Wizeboy(m): 11:35am On Aug 04, 2012 |
Dogo, a driver who survived in a tragic accident which rendered 49 people dead at the spot, was remanded in police custody to assist in police investigation. Policeman: So Dogo, how did you end up killing 49 people? Dogo: I was driving at 80km/h when I saw two men crossing the road. At the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice; either hit the two men or run into the wedding party. Policeman: Hit the two men of course! Dogo: Ehen! We think alike ooo! But after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party. So I went after him! 1 Like |
Re: Crazy Driver by Lagusta(m): 1:54pm On Aug 04, 2012 |
Hav seen this joke before but still very very funny, I m still laughing |
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