advertise and run promotion u'l see customers tripping

miteolu: [size=13pt]The guy should move to North where coffin is hot cake[/size]

Fortunately for Him, the northerners dont bury with coffin. They only rap with a mat, dig a shalow hole and do the thing. No long protocols.

On a second thought, he should change his production in thesame line of wood-work.

He could also sow seed in the church with 3 to 4 coffins so as to attract blessing/favor in his business.

^^Its not only muslims dat are in d north. Btw, these bombings are targeted mostly at christians living in d north.

@My advise for ur friend is to move his headquater to d north. Walahi he will give testimony d following sunday.

Don't mind them, COFFIN MAKERS DON'T PRAY FOR PEOPLE TO DIE...BUT PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS DIE. you need to fine out the market strategy. Remember the likes of OMG,APAMS,OMC, etc they are hitting it big. just have little patience.

miteolu: [size=13pt]The guy should move to North where coffin is hot cake[/size]

Sorry Honey, na mat dem de use! No coffins, not even if u died a president.

kulboy:
He should relocate his headquarters to the north precisely maidugiri and his business would take a turn-over.

Unfortunately τ̲̣̣̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇ε̲̣̣̣̥ Abokis only have O̶̲̥̅̊nE̶̲̥̅̊ cofin in ∂ community they don't buy τ̲̣̣̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇ε̲̣̣̣̥ way τ̲̣̣̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇ε̲̣̣̣̥ christians do

Wat a job!

Fiction........lol

Make una de there? Se Aganga sed he has created 1.4 jobs? Una no kno say na true these bombings he has created d jobs.

More pipo die, more pipo c cofiin making as a job! Employment don set b dat nau

ediko5: The advice is a simple one. Let him invite the boko haram members to his area or mayb his church to comit suicide bombings during service. Then i he will have a nice patronage of his coffins.

laffinq in a remix way!

pro01: Hehehe. . . .trust me, I know all about it. I'm also feeling the pinch. People are just not dying enough. I urge president Jonathan to look into this issue and ensure growth in this sector as part of the economic development plan.

yeye kinda job.....waiting for ppl to die so you can profiteer at their expense but still somebody qotta do that it

ebamma: make thunder fire that coffin maker,if him too like to make money like that make him relocate to borno state

no comment!

Abi na u de sell d coffin,u de u style talkk say na ur friend.pls,tell us d naked truth who is d authentic seller?so ppu can help ur condition rather dan hiding under d guise if ur friend.dat my own thinking. No offence.

Onye ara!!!

CARPENTER:we are having low patronage,dat's why I'm doing promo.its a big one.buy 1 get 3 for free. MAN:great..oya! Carpenter:karimu load 4 coffins

He should start killing his family members...............

He should market all member of his family and friends,if this doesnt work,he should kill them all......

has your friend ran out of relatives?
let him move to borno,i hope he doesn't makes use of 1 hiself sha?

Dangote is bringing in imported coffins. So, its expected his wont sell because d imported ones ar much more cheaper.

icnsystem: A friend just called some few minutes ago complaining bitterly about low patronage of his newly established coffin manufacturing outfit.His pastor refused to make his prayer request public because of the nature of his profession.During prayer session in church many members always want to listen to his prayer request.To them he is an outcast and a sadist.
Now this guy is feeling very frustrated and lonely because this is a line of business he loves so much.Please feel free to give your sincere advice on how he can turn this business into a huge success

He should relocate the business to maiduguri, jos, Kano, adamawa, Yobe, Kaduna and Bauchi.

Simple ask charly boy,he cud need a coffin or two!! Jst saying.

pro01: Hehehe. . . .trust me, I know all about it. I'm also feeling the pinch. People are just not dying enough. I urge president Jonathan to look into this issue and ensure growth in this sector as part of the economic development plan.

No be small tin...

icnsystem: [b]A friend just called some few minutes ago complaining bitterly about low patronage of his newly established coffin manufacturing outfit.[/b]His pastor refused to make his prayer request public because of the nature of his profession.During prayer session in church many members always want to listen to his prayer request.To them he is an outcast and a sadist.
Now this guy is feeling very frustrated and lonely because this is a line of business he loves so much.Please feel free to give your sincere advice on how he can turn this business into a huge success

why you? what does he want you to do?
pls tell us what line of biz you in?

Maybe he should patronize the villages, and urge the old aged to die on time because, we the youths are not ready to die..

lets look at this without unnecessary emotion.coffins will always be in demand cause people will always die,no matter how much ,we want them not to.@ op,your friend doesnt need to complain,he only needs to advertise his buisness and make it so unresistable.

black_beau: lets look at this without unnecessary emotion.coffins will always be in demand cause people will always die,no matter how much ,we want them not to.@ op,your friend doesnt need to complain,he only needs to advertise his buisness and make it so unresistable.

God bless you my sister for your encouraging words. If you don't mind I would like to book an appointment with you and give you my complimentary card, just in case. . .

How will selling a coffin be sumtin a normal human will find pleasure in doing,is he in his rite senses at all,wat does he even ask God in his prayers sef .He shuld find a way of killing all his family mem.Nonsense

Maybe he should start killin his family members den he ll hv enouf partonage.