Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident which rendered 50 people dead at Lagos-Ibadan Express Way was remanded in police custody to assist in police investigation.

Here is the Interrogation:
POLICE: Mr Akpos, how did you end up killing 50 people?
AKPOS: I was driving at 150km/hr when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brake but it failed, so I had to make a choice; either hit the two men or run into the wedding party.
POLICE: Hit the two men of course to reduce Casualties!
AKPOS: Exactly, we think alike oooh! But after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party.
POLICE: So, what did you do?
AKPOS: I went after him to balance the equation...But unfortunately, people lost their lives in the process.

GoGod: shey na slf con sha

self con 23k is that in akungba or a village close by?

resumption no sure on monday oh!

Confirm a lecturer in d skul jst cal my mum dat i shuld cum on sunday dat we ar 2 resume on monday.he nw said d fee wil b out b4 monday.am goin on sunday.gbam....am 100%serious

Skul will b resuming on Monday o, d info is 4rm a right source. To all ma grt frnds dat hav nt bin admitted i pray u shall all b admitted dis week IJN. Pls don't deviate ur faith 4rm God no mata what. Shalom!!!

BREAKING-------------AAUA website updated on 7th feb,dunno what the udate all about

bodman4us: Confirm a lecturer in d skul jst cal my mum dat i shuld cum on sunday dat we ar 2 resume on monday.he nw said d fee wil b out b4 monday.am goin on sunday.gbam....am 100%serious

..help us ask abt d list na...or wat is goin on sef

..Well,let's wait till monday..nd see wot wil apun on monday;weda we r resuming or not.....

Anonydammy: ..help us ask abt d list na...or wat is goin on sef

d list is cumin out later 2day or 2mrw.beleive or nt

guess am new here...sup peeps?reali luv d work u guyz r putn up thou....big ups 2 u all...hope am highly welcum?

breakup1: guess am new here...sup peeps?reali luv d work u guyz r putn up thou....big ups 2 u all...hope am highly welcum?

u r welcome.r u an aspirant or admitted.

u guyz shud just relieve ur tension
laugh it out
aaua must obey.










The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper
was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when you
left your house, did you close your garage door?" The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked
into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his
paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up.
He then understood his assistant's question about his "garage
door." He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask,
"When my garage door was open, did you see my shiny Hummer
parked in there?" She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was an old, dull, mini van with two flat tires."
LIKE if u understand it..

..admitd 2 study chem.

GoGod: shey na slf con sha

avn't seen it myself but she said it is a room. 9ce 1 with toilet and water.

djbaju: self con 23k is that in akungba or a village close by?

it should be in ur village

Ojosaac:
avn't seen it myself but she said it is a room. 9ce 1 with toilet and water.

it should be in ur village

Lol u para finish, i am a lagosian we have nice villages like epe, Badagry and they are more expensives thani can say ... Lol

Eyin temi ikurole lube o, emi ore yin lomi kiyin lati ilu ulesa, idakun, idabo kiloun tan mi so be, tori motimi mura lati kuro ni leria lojo aje to mi bo.

GoGod: Eyin temi ikurole lube o, emi ore yin lomi kiyin lati ilu ulesa, idakun, idabo kiloun tan mi so be, tori motimi mura lati kuro ni leria lojo aje to mi bo.

ok ma so Ijesa ni ere ??

breakup1: ..admitd 2 study chem.

my guy we are doin d xame course welcum bro

I gah a very important message 4 u all....if u r interested add me on 2go....alka615....if u lyk add....if u lyk dont......*girls only*......itz ya boi..Precious...omo VC...PEACE!!!

GoGod: Eyin temi ikurole lube o, emi ore yin lomi kiyin lati ilu ulesa, idakun, idabo kiloun tan mi so be, tori motimi mura lati kuro ni leria lojo aje to mi bo.

wat are u soying gan?are u spaking or writer in spanish.cuz mo need interpreter o.
Has any body seen 5age today?

PatienceAl: I gah a very important message 4 u all....if u r interested add me on 2go....alka615....if u lyk add....if u lyk dont......*girls only*......itz ya boi..Precious...omo VC...PEACE!!!

y dont u share d infor wit us here too step bro?wen u say girls only hmmmm guy u no pure o

breakup1: guess am new here...sup peeps?reali luv d work u guyz r putn up thou....big ups 2 u all...hope am highly welcum?

welcome bro or sis,abeg wich 1 u b?he or she?any way welcom shehe.

i b he o...@damsel.....wat abt u?

djbaju: ok ma so Ijesa ni ere ??

ijesa lu ere o, se kan na ni ere ni?

Damselnoni:
wat are u soying gan?are u spaking or writer in spanish.cuz mo need interpreter o.
Has any body seen 5age today?

Present!

Relaxatn tinz on pnt joor. Hw u guyx preparing? 2mao tinz on pnt. Superxam narni

Relationx tinz. Cnt wait 4 2mao 2 cum. Rip 2 al haterz. Monday narni. Itz yah boi Superxam on 2go

Hi p33ps,,,am also new here¡¡¡...I'ad been reading this trend & Wow!!,,,u'r doing a great Job¿¿¿

Damselnoni:
me too ooo *CONGRATULATION MOHAMMED DAMILOLA MARIAM YOU HAVE BEEN OFFERD ADMISSION TO STUDY SOCIOLOGY IN AAUA*HMMMMMMMM baba God na ur hand i dey oooooooooooooo,same goes to others that are YET to b admited.

una mehn....if na unilorin u chooz wit diz ur name nd ur course na first list ur name go b...cuz people wey dey chooz sociology dey few baje nd ur muslim name...well sha al iz well...God wil do it

.

Cinderelly: Hi p33ps,,,am also new here¡¡¡...I'ad been reading this trend & Wow!!,,,u'r doing a great Job¿¿¿

welcum jawe are u admitd?

GoGod: ijesa lu ere o, se kan na ni ere ni?

me i no be snake oooo