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| Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Codedrock(m): 9:27pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
 :.What Will You Do to Survive if You Find Your Self in This Position??.: |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Nobody: 9:30pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
Codedrock: Move tot he further edge of the tree branch, find a away to throw the snake at the gators, swim as fast as I can. |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by nikkyshyne(f): 9:45pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
Omo, this one na die oo.  I could use one hand to cut a branch and throw that in the water so as to distract the crocodiles and then fall into the water and swim as fast as I can. Even though I can't swim, na automatic learning oo. |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by xeryve(m): 10:28pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
I will simply wake up because this can only happen in a dream. No escape route! 4 Likes |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Acidosis(m): 10:29pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
since the tree is about to fall (looking at it from the lower side), its a matter of shaking the tree. . then I'll majestically fall into the river and with the tree in my possesion, the crocodile would have to pay for it. |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Nobody: 10:31pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
Acidosis: since the tree is about to fall (looking at it from the lower side), its a matter of shaking the tree. . then I'll majestically fall into the river and with the tree in my possesion, the crocodile would have to pay for it. You were going somewhere till I read the last part. Is it possible to shake the snake off the branch and into the Gators' mouth? |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Dygeasy(m): 10:46pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
*Ileke-IdI:na yam?? 1 Like |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Dygeasy(m): 10:49pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
*Ileke-IdI:you obviously do not know how strong the hold of snakes are when they curl round something.. The tension and fear in you will deaden ur thinking facilities and you'd rather be thinking of how to think. If to say na me ooo..na last prayer o Btw wetin i dey do 4 dah side at dah tym? Na dream e for be walahi |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Acidosis(m): 11:56pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
*Ileke-IdI:yes yes. .very possible |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Dhelake: 5:50am On Aug 09, 2012 |
xeryve: I will simply wake up because this can only happen in a dream. No escape route! |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by esere826: 6:35am On Aug 09, 2012 |
Since this na impossible situation, I go do an impossible thing. -Grab the birds fying at the upper left had corner and fly away ...shekina |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by CrazyMan(m): 6:59am On Aug 09, 2012 |
I won't do anything |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Emmy9ite(m): 7:41am On Aug 09, 2012 |
Haha....very tight situation. I will just fall into the river and wake up from my horror dream!  |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by StarrMatthieu: 8:02am On Aug 09, 2012 |
LOL  |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Nobody: 8:07am On Aug 09, 2012 |
this is a clear revelation! The witches in my village are at it again... I need to pray and fast for one year..... Lion, snake, crocodile etc  ?1 Like |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Emmy9ite(m): 8:16am On Aug 09, 2012 |
nne3870: this is a clear revelation! The witches in my village are at it again... I need to pray and fast for one year..... spot on |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Mytreasure1(f): 8:21am On Aug 09, 2012 |
[quote author=xeryve]I will simply wake up because this can only happen in a dream. No escape route! Seconded |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Nobody: 8:53am On Aug 09, 2012 |
Am gonna jump down to meet the lion and then Mess... Just as the baby in MR BONES did.. I m sure d lion gonna run.. Cos my mess too badt.. So i wil find ma way! My i idea is best.. Or who does it better? Lol |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Nobody: 9:02am On Aug 09, 2012 |
If this is a dream, I will simply wake up. If it is reality, I can escape from this unhurt as follows; Looking down at the ground below, is the Axe that the guy up there (me) used in cutting the tree before the lion came and I climbed up. In the event that the snake appeared, its scary but left with no choice, I will grab the snake and fling into the river far off, the alligators will swim towards it and eat it. I will be left with the choice of staying up there until help comes or I time the lion, throw leaves and branches into certain directions to distract the lion, then jump down to pick my Axe in defense while running towards my escape route. |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Nobody: 9:14am On Aug 09, 2012 |
Emmy9ite:finding myself in a situation lyk dis can only happen in a bad dream which i can't ignore. Dn't mind me i was trying to crack a joke guess u didn't get it.... |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Emmy9ite(m): 10:12am On Aug 09, 2012 |
nne3870:i guess u dont know the meaning of 'spot on' |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Nobody: 10:58am On Aug 09, 2012 |
uncanny lol...was in a similar situation once when i had malaria fever. here's what i did before i woke up. sidled up to the snake - a black mamba and offered the soft part of my neck. it bit deep, laced me with grade A venom so that i numbed, blacked out and fell in the lake ...u know snake venom can be a powerful hallucinogen, went out on a high |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Nobody: 1:18pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
Thank God i dnt climb trees  1 Like |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by jhydebaba(m): 1:36pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
3ways!!! Just choose ur choice. Heaven is wonderful at least you have opportunity to say ur last prayer. |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Nobody: 3:04pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
Its a dream, you wake up from it  |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Nobody: 3:46pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
blink182: Its a dream, you wake up from it Nightmare ni o! |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Nobody: 4:44pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
simply confess all my sins and ask God for forgiveness and probably wait for fate |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Afam4eva(m): 4:53pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
Whatever i do will definitely not include going close to the lion. |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by akeemalade22(m): 4:54pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
say the last prayer or kiss the snake... *wink* http://bunnaj..com/ |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Skii(m): 6:04pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
Omo...na to wake up begin dey speak in tongues...this one na bad dream!! |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Nobody: 6:25pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
Dygeasy: you obviously do not know how strong the hold of snakes are when they curl round something.. The tension and fear in you will deaden ur thinking facilities and you'd rather be thinking of how to think. LOL. I'd grow wings and fly. |
| Re: Photo Of The Day: What Will You Do If You Are In This Position? Check Its Funny! by Dygeasy(m): 6:32pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
*Ileke-IdI:na d yarn u just do! 2 grow wings, na ur imagination dat one too dey. All na dream jor.. NEXT!? |
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