timba is d timba in my timberland without the A,

I once had a timba experience with Mariah Carrey

yea, he's tellin d truth

did i mention that i fought in world war 2?

actually, it was world war one u fought at,
u fought with the germans, abi no be u be hitler ni, hehe

i was dere too,
but i was hidin

did i tell you i'm an astronaut

we go 2 space together,

am reli reli reli reli reli

am sending this post from pluto

am being sincere

i've gat a d*ick in my head

sima:

i've gat a d*ick in my head

Sima, the topic says tell a lie not say the truth

ehmmm. . .
bigboy's d*ick is d one in my head. .

I sleep with sima every night

he is tellin d truth. .

Saddam Hussain is alive and living in the white house bunker

i've gat like 30 nipples on each of my bOObs

Sima and i been f**king all night.

really? thank god i am still a virgin

opslag wont stop crying and yelling while we were havin sex. .

i'm half white

Sima is a cute guy.

wow. . am reli amused by dat

I actually the oprah mansion to her, she was having difficulties paying for it,so i sold it to her at 50% off, nt to worry i have more!

I meant to say i sold the mansion to her, its true i have the papers!

I will be fighting Undertaker,Umaga and John Cena in the next monday night RAW

i am so not happy 2 hear dat. . .
i will be cheerin pupay up when umaga uses his ass against chidi's head n' when cena is givin pupay stfu-move n' when undertaker finishes it up wit d headbuster. . i'll be rite beside u pupay

I saw Tupac

am datin ja rule

I'm getting frigid.