oYaTo:

hmm. .got a lotta ways to cheer u up, but u might freak out. .
so, u enjoy jokes?

Yes lets go there

Dclique:

Lmao. You are as high as a kite.

yup!



Backseat cook

A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful, Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful, Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"

The wife stared at him and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

You try

Kunbee:

You try

oya u. .throw ur own. .

I no get

Kunbee:

I no get

chicken!



A guy goes to a pharmacist and says, "Listen, these
two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and
they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to
get me going all night? It's going to be one hell of a
party."
The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with
an old dusty bottle and says, "This stuff is very
potent. Drink only one ounce of it and I guarantee
that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let
me know about it."

The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the
pharmacist notices the same guy waiting by the door of
the drugstore. The pharmacist says, "What are you
doing here so early? How was your weekend?"

The guy replies, "Quick, open the store! I need Blue
Ice (a pain muscle reliever).

The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing
all weekend, says, "Are you crazy? You can't put that
on your penis. The skin is way too sensitive!"

The guy says, "It's not for my penis, it's for my
arm."

The pharmacist says, "What? What happened?"

Guy replies, "Well… I drank the whole bottle of your
potion. "

The pharmacist says, "And…"

The guy replies, "The girls never showed up!"

Watevs thread derailer

iwo lo mo

@ oyato, i don laf taya 4 dat ur tori

^^^^thanks jare. .me sef laff tire

Cooldud is alive*faints*

na ur old flame?

No but he went awol

na d same cooldude who used to be on the "Sex Diary" thread?

Yes thats him

so u sef dey enta d thread. .u.r tori dey dia?

I no enter am ooo and no my tori aint there

haba! it's not like u aint old enuf now. .then how do u know it's d same cooldude?

The name is the same

nope, it aint _{he removed the "e" in dude}. .how do u know he visited the sex diary thread?

I dont know and i never said so

oYaTo:

na d same cooldude who used to be on the "Sex Diary" thread?

Kunbee:

Yes thats him

Ok now i get

Babe gaz hit d sheets. .

it's been fun. .

Bye oyato

Bye sexy. .


Apologies to everyone (esp d mods) 4 derailin' d thread. .

I'm staying home 2nite

Paul Walker adores me(hmmm, maybe ) . . .

I'm hanging out with Eva Mendez.

Obama is my younger brother

got me a topless lady on me lap right now. .

This geezer is a dreamer.