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Oby Our Past President by chidipupay(m): 12:57pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Once at a conference, three scientists: an American, a German and a Nigerian, were tailking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine. Says the American,"In Washington, there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached artifial forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic boxer and a gold medalist at that!" The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have done back in berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs, we attached artificial legs on her, she is 3 times marathon gold medalist in the Olympics!!" The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have done, just gold medalist? In Abeokuta, we had a baby boy born without a head! We attached a coconut to his neck and he later became the president!!! This is to our past president Oby, what do you think about it, |
Re: Oby Our Past President by wendymanda: 12:59pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Amazing. You just made my morning. Thank you. Ps. the cocunut did not work out for us either. |
Re: Oby Our Past President by chidipupay(m): 1:06pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
very soon we will tell the scientists to remove the coconut he placed on his neck |
Re: Oby Our Past President by topeteadr(m): 1:08pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
This is awesome. |
Re: Oby Our Past President by chidipupay(m): 2:01pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
funny |
Re: Oby Our Past President by Migines(m): 2:15pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Lol. *Thumbs up* |
Re: Oby Our Past President by dele9000(m): 3:33pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
The man wit the coconut head is the one who brought gsm to 9ja o! |
Re: Oby Our Past President by nellyblack: 3:44pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Who ever that said this joke,is not funny at all,please try and think before u give your joke.If i may ask what has coconut got to with oby please reason well before u talk. Have a nice day as u think well. |
Re: Oby Our Past President by tricia78(f): 3:55pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
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Re: Oby Our Past President by chidipupay(m): 6:41pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
anytime wey oby open him head, the thing dey look lyk coconut. That is why him alwayz dey cover head |
Re: Oby Our Past President by ehem: 6:49pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
na old joke,why is it only in Nigeria we make fun of our leaders,even if they are bad they still are our leaders. |
Re: Oby Our Past President by chidipupay(m): 8:28pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
if na old joke why u read am. I sure say oby don give sumtin during him leadership. I go tell EFCC. |
Re: Oby Our Past President by Migines(m): 8:30pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
@ehem i'm sure u wish ooby were ur father. |
Re: Oby Our Past President by topeteadr(m): 12:00am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Migs, ur very smart. |
Re: Oby Our Past President by chidipupay(m): 12:58am On Dec 21, 2007 |
b4 ooby enter the throne he was not among the first 200,000 riches nigerian. But now he is among the first 10. Na him ehem say make we not abuse am, in short na BIG COCONUT THEM PUT FOR HIM HEARD |
Re: Oby Our Past President by wendymanda: 2:30am On Dec 21, 2007 |
na old joke,why is it only in Nigeria we make fun of our leaders,even if they are bad they still are our leaders. Every country makes fun of their leader. I don't think any country could surpass America in making fun of Bush. Bush was even at a party where someone was dressed like him and making fun of him to his face and in front of others. If making fun of the presidents was the worst thing then they would not be stealing like it is first nature. |
Re: Oby Our Past President by ThugLife1(m): 4:23am On Dec 21, 2007 |
tricia78: What do you smoke? |
Re: Oby Our Past President by ThugLife1(m): 4:25am On Dec 21, 2007 |
nice joke man |
Re: Oby Our Past President by topeteadr(m): 7:12am On Dec 21, 2007 |
@thuglife, that guy smokes like shit. |
Re: Oby Our Past President by Migines(m): 7:42am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Who said foreignes dont make fun of their leaders? Seems lyk u avnt seen any "bushtoon" u will respect ooby. |
Re: Oby Our Past President by chidipupay(m): 8:46am On Dec 21, 2007 |
i strongly believe that any leader that steals the masses money,refuse us qaulity education, kills people any how and more unthinkable is worth making fun and jokes with, |
Re: Oby Our Past President by benjay1(m): 9:56am On Dec 21, 2007 |
haaaa hope no S.S pesin dey here ? |
Re: Oby Our Past President by clemcykul(f): 11:16am On Dec 21, 2007 |
guys una presido is damnn to stingy, i went to his farm to tap some food stuffs, the old crone had the guts to slap my bla bla bla and sent me off to germany for a tummy tuck, and later sent me to liberia to settle a dispute whereas in my village a serious strife is going on, IMF 4gave us our depts and yet were still owing, and u stand tall to say he hasnt got a cocnut head inshort its a NUT head RYTE NOW ur presido is havesting his farm produce in otta |
Re: Oby Our Past President by chidipupay(m): 8:54am On Dec 22, 2007 |
clemcykul. if feel you man the man Oby is a NUT HEAD, |
Re: Oby Our Past President by Migines(m): 9:38am On Dec 22, 2007 |
Huh? Wat language is dat? |
Re: Oby Our Past President by saucekid(m): 10:57am On Dec 22, 2007 |
sounded like romanian to me |
Re: Oby Our Past President by Migines(m): 11:03am On Dec 22, 2007 |
But it sure a'int english. |
Re: Oby Our Past President by rosamosqy(m): 11:09am On Dec 22, 2007 |
abah!, pls just leave this man alone now! |
Re: Oby Our Past President by saucekid(m): 11:10am On Dec 22, 2007 |
rite |
Re: Oby Our Past President by sholashola: 11:13am On Dec 22, 2007 |
lol. You tried jere. When will people start to appreciate things that are not from outside the country? |
Re: Oby Our Past President by saucekid(m): 11:29am On Dec 22, 2007 |
last year |
Re: Oby Our Past President by chidipupay(m): 11:52am On Dec 22, 2007 |
we need to do more than that to him. Now na him pakin don takeover. dem 4 finish the money wey dey nigeria. But GOD PASS DEM |
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