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Re: My Heaven Experience by donkarly(m): 4:16pm On Aug 16, 2012
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Ebucca:
These are seven things you must do to build up your relationship with The Most High God
1. is your accumulation of worship and praise to God.
2 your time spent reading the bible.
3. your time spent praying.
4. your time spent evangelizing to people.
5. your offering to the Lord.
6. your obedient tithes to God.
7. your time spent serving the church in any way.

Those that have ears, let them hear what the spirit of the Lord is saying. He said "Behold i come quickly" which means you can die at any moment. Glory, Honor, Power and Might be unto The Most High God. Amen.

- King Iphy Osteen IV.
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was it the angel that told u about tithe as a way to build relationship with God or you came up with it?
Re: My Heaven Experience by NovusHomo(m): 4:23pm On Aug 16, 2012
What have you been smoking? grin
Re: My Heaven Experience by dasparrow: 4:26pm On Aug 16, 2012
@Post

To Jehovah God the Most High be the Glory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forumites, worship the Lord God for He is worthy to be praised.
Re: My Heaven Experience by tadysmart(m): 4:26pm On Aug 16, 2012
6. your obedient tithes to God.


Chei which church you dey go. Stop lying in the name of God.
Re: My Heaven Experience by Nobody: 4:27pm On Aug 16, 2012
D-Explorer:
Because i think your likes should be sensible. It's a SHAME that even a Nairaland moderator could join you to make mockery of the[b] poster's vision.[/b] What has he typed wrong? If you find that against your believes, highlight it as some has done and stop messing up the thread with illogical comics.

I should believe a drunk that said he saw God dancing Azonto ?
Re: My Heaven Experience by jos2: 4:34pm On Aug 16, 2012
@pukkah read wat i wrote again, i said He's so powerful & mighty & can chose 2 reveal Himsef any1 wit out explain Himsef 2any 1. Wit His permission, Moses was only able 2 c His shadow &d pple of isreal culd nt luk up 2 moses face. I knw ur religion better dan u, if u want prov i hv it 4 u.
Re: My Heaven Experience by chiama1: 4:37pm On Aug 16, 2012
I dont get it, what is funny about OP's experience that a lot of people here are laughing and falling on the ground? The world indeed is in trouble. Let he that has ear hear what the spirit of God is saying!
Re: My Heaven Experience by Ibadiarann(m): 4:38pm On Aug 16, 2012
Emylexray:
don't be weighed down bro! The fact that people think this story of yours is an illusion shouldn't make you feel bad, not all adhered to the teachings of Christ when he was on earth. many laughed and ridiculed him, so don't expect everybody to believe your heavenly experience. You've done your own bit by sharing. Like the last words of your write-up reads..."let him that has hear, hear what the spirit is saying" heaven is so real, i can't imagine not making it.
If i should share my dreams about rapture here, you will be bemused at the insults and religious bashing i will receive, a lot of people have lost piety for God, hence you see them make these blasphemic comments. God bless you. HEAVEN IS SO REAL!!!...all we need is grace, we all can't do it on our own.

Pls pls. Share it. Ignore the comments that may follow.
Re: My Heaven Experience by miredia(m): 4:44pm On Aug 16, 2012
The fact of the matter is whether it appeals to u or not, u and I will die someday leaving ur assumed cognitive prowess,wealth, ideologies, families, kids, wife, cars, homes and awaken to the rude shocker that u did not fall from cosmos afterall. That u were created by one whose supremacy transcends ALL and u and I will tremble upon that realisation. Guess what when and how this inevitable event(death) would unfold is totally inaccessible by u n i. So y allow ur overbloated ego ridicule u. Can a pot navigate directions in the hands of a potter. I'd suggest live in reverence to God, for above all there is a begining and he is the begining. Don't act too smart sirs.
Re: My Heaven Experience by Pukkah: 4:47pm On Aug 16, 2012
jos2: @pukkah read wat i wrote again, i said He's so powerful & mighty & can chose 2 reveal Himsef any1 wit out explain Himsef 2any 1. Wit His permission, Moses was only able 2 c His shadow &d pple of isreal culd nt luk up 2 moses face. I knw ur religion better dan u, if u want prov i hv it 4 u.

What's my religion? You're a very funny chap . . . creating assumptions from the air. I'm waiting for your proof o.
Re: My Heaven Experience by cheddarking(m): 4:49pm On Aug 16, 2012
My heart melted and began to beat very fast because i knew i will see Jesus. He rides on a very huge unicorn that has wings and escorted by uncountable Angels. I could not see his face because it was a very bright light, His hair is very long and soft, He was wearing gold shining shoes, his garment was as white as snow

Jesus rides a creature that does not exist.
Jesus has long soft hair, as depicted by the italian renaissance artists who never saw him.
Jesus was wearing bling-bling shoes

He moved round the houses sprinkling what i can't tell so i asked the Angel what He was sprinkling and he said "it is the blood of the slained lamb, God prepares it everyday just like the normal communion we receive on earth.
You realize that Jesus IS the Lamb of God right?
So I assume God now runs a blood bank in heaven...

God lives in a golden Dome that can cover the earth and it has Uncountable Angels surrounded by it and this Dome is very far from where the people i saw lives

Apparently God also so lives in a bling-bling palace...in a society where presumably there is no commerce to drive any interest in Gold.

i knelt down and bowed before The Most High God and gave him thanks for the vision and revelation. I reached for my phone (because i was waiting for my system to boot) and i logged in my Facebook account checked in Heaven where i gave an update about this write up.
You knelt down in front of the dancing God who you said nobody sees?
More importantly, you were able to take your laptop AND phone with you to heaven?! shocked shocked


I am pretty sure that on the last day, Jesus himself will personally bitchslap you into helfire for such lies.
I mean...come on...even Islam tries to keep it simple!
Re: My Heaven Experience by Nobody: 4:53pm On Aug 16, 2012
hahaha.Cheddar. ,easy on the feeble abeg.
Re: My Heaven Experience by akin101: 4:56pm On Aug 16, 2012
what da f.uck?
Re: My Heaven Experience by samkoro: 4:57pm On Aug 16, 2012
Delafruita: of all the heaven visitation stories,this has to be the funniest.so ruben studard's song is played in heaven?thats freaking hilarious.i wonder if heaven uses SONY.i hope you adviced them not to patronise alaba for the sound system.

Not thinking about or considering the reality of life after death in heaven or hell is a sign of youthfull exuberance and carelessness.Time will tell.

Time flies
Re: My Heaven Experience by free2ryhme: 4:58pm On Aug 16, 2012
for every idle word you speak you shall give account Matthew 12:36 ...
Re: My Heaven Experience by andyanders: 4:58pm On Aug 16, 2012
I thank God for your experience as it was a blessing worth experiencing as I pray to God to have mercy on me to show me something like the grace you have had. May His name be Blessed.

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Re: My Heaven Experience by abdulkayus(m): 5:00pm On Aug 16, 2012
Some ppl comment are hilarious and ridiculous. Bt OP u contradict ur self by sayin u saw Almighty God dancing, chaiii, which kind blasphemy be dat, OP better seek for God forgiveness. Bt tru tru heaven and hell are real, so every1 shld try to do good, come into Islam, d right way to heaven.

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Re: My Heaven Experience by cheddarking(m): 5:07pm On Aug 16, 2012
andyanders: I thank God for your experience as it was a blessing worth experiencing as I pray to God to have mercy on me to show me something like the grace you have had. May His name be Blessed.
You want to dance with God and ride on the Unicorn too? shocked
Re: My Heaven Experience by DExplorer1: 5:07pm On Aug 16, 2012
~Bluetooth:


I should believe a drunk that said he saw God dancing Azonto ?


You're just been swallowed by your unneccessary jokes. Dude, asonto wasn't in that content, please read again.
Re: My Heaven Experience by cuteprinz(m): 5:10pm On Aug 16, 2012
My dear friend, pls how old are you?
Re: My Heaven Experience by miredia(m): 5:10pm On Aug 16, 2012
@samkoro...pretty insightful. even if u aren't a believer, those loosed statements depicts sheer exuberances. Any adult should exercise sobriety towards life.
Re: My Heaven Experience by Nobody: 5:21pm On Aug 16, 2012
Ebucca: They only hear him speak and noticed him whenever He's moves or dance around the dome and they feel comfortable about it because they believe being happy is the act of seeing the Most High God.

what kind of dance could this guy's god be dancing ?

D-Explorer:

You're just been swallowed by your unneccessary jokes. Dude, asonto wasn't in that content, please read again.

it could be makossa,slowstepper,break dance,Azonto,fuji,reggae but of all these,it's vulgar to attribute such thing to GOD.
Re: My Heaven Experience by davades(m): 5:23pm On Aug 16, 2012
@OP did u touch Jesus hair ? How do knw it is soft ?
Re: My Heaven Experience by davades(m): 5:24pm On Aug 16, 2012
~Bluetooth:


what kind of dance could this guy's god be dancing ?


Agaba dance grin
Re: My Heaven Experience by andyanders: 5:24pm On Aug 16, 2012
cheddarking:
You want to dance with God and ride on the Unicorn too? shocked

Why Not, if Not? I pray to be privileged to experience heaven and be there. May the grace of God Almighty through His son Jesus find favor upon my sinful life and grant me grace to make heaven.
Re: My Heaven Experience by Nobody: 5:26pm On Aug 16, 2012
davades:


Agaba dance grin

does it involves break-dancing too ?
Re: My Heaven Experience by greedie1(f): 5:27pm On Aug 16, 2012
I believe heaven is a beautiful place meant 4 righteous souls nd i pray dt after dis my earthly journey, the Most High God ll find me worthy to spend eternity wit him ....

but i do not believe some of the tins d op wrote. Eg dt God visits d inhabitants of heaven daily, He rides a high unicorn, noone can see Him but He can be touched? He anoints every where wit the blood of the slain Lamb,etc...

What does the blood of God signify? In d Holy book, d isrealites were told dat wen d angel of death sees d blood, it shall pass over(it protects) we christians believe dat we overcome d devil by the blood of d lamb... We ve being taught dat witout holiness, no eyes shall see d Lord who is fearfully holy. Heaven is meant 4 d Holies so i assume dt no principality can come near, hence my qus: r u really sure u saw God spraying d blood of d slain Lamb? Etc

I dont claim to be a theologian but ur story ve some inconsistencies. However, i get ur point- dat we strive to make heaven at last... I pray 4 God's grace to live a holy life and avoid all occasions of sin, amen.
Re: My Heaven Experience by Okijajuju1(m): 5:33pm On Aug 16, 2012
Re: My Heaven Experience by cheddarking(m): 5:34pm On Aug 16, 2012
gree-die:
I believe heaven is a beautiful place meant 4 righteous souls nd i pray dt after dis my earthly journey, the Most High God ll find me worthy to spend eternity wit him ....

but i do not believe some of the tins d op wrote. Eg dt God visits d inhabitants of heaven daily, He rides a high unicorn, noone can see Him but He can be touched? He anoints every where wit the blood of the slain Lamb,etc...

What does the blood of God signify? In d Holy book, d isrealites were told dat wen d angel of death sees d blood, it shall pass over(it protects) we christians believe dat we overcome d devil by the blood of d lamb... We ve being taught dat witout holiness, no eyes shall see d Lord who is fearfully holy. Heaven is meant 4 d Holies so i assume dt no principality can come near, hence my qus: r u really sure u saw God spraying d blood of d slain Lamb? Etc

I dont claim to be a theologian but ur story ve some inconsistencies. However, i get ur point- dat we strive to make heaven at last... I pray 4 God's grace to live a holy life and avoid all occasions of sin, amen.

THANK YOU!
Re: My Heaven Experience by eklassical(m): 5:34pm On Aug 16, 2012
miredia: The fact of the matter is whether it appeals to u or not, u and I will die someday leaving ur assumed cognitive prowess,wealth, ideologies, families, kids, wife, cars, homes and awaken to the rude shocker that u did not fall from cosmos afterall. That u were created by one whose supremacy transcends ALL and u and I will tremble upon that realisation. Guess what when and how this inevitable event(death) would unfold is totally inaccessible by u n i. So y allow ur overbloated ego ridicule u. Can a pot navigate directions in the hands of a potter. I'd suggest live in reverence to God, for above all there is a begining and he is the begining. Don't act too smart sirs.

how iwish d likes of okija juju , bluetooth n d rest blasphemers here would adhere to this fact.

I don't understand why people try as much as possible to avoid the truth even deep down in their subconscious they knw wot it is..have u eva imagine how life itself,the air we breath, our very being came from.?

Pls,this might be your last time on earth..pray a prayer of salvation rht nw n mean it.u wud neva regret it..God bless us all
Re: My Heaven Experience by farolee(m): 5:35pm On Aug 16, 2012
solidbroda: Another marketer for church businesses. Tell me, why didn't u c hell fire? I think ur dream was as a result of your daily fantasy and imagination. And a propaganda to push more people to tithe and indirectly steal people's money all in God's name. SMH. Oga ooo
did any pastor put gun on your head b4 u pay your tithe? Listen,God has a business on earth which is soul wining and it requires money : your tithe and offering to run it.no amount of billions u put into that will be enough.when u pay it goes to God and it being collected by real churches.they will give account of their stewardship to GOD.

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