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Newton's Love Theory: by ThugLife1(m): 5:16am On Dec 21, 2007
Universal Law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer
from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First Law:

A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.

Second Law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of
the bank balance.

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by topeteadr(m): 7:18am On Dec 21, 2007
This is nice.
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by Migines(m): 7:31am On Dec 21, 2007
Coo0ool
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by benjay1(m): 10:15am On Dec 21, 2007
looks self made.
Nice joke.
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by clemcykul(f): 10:41am On Dec 21, 2007
by the way what love
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On Dec 21, 2007
by the way whats love
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by MP007(m): 10:45am On Dec 21, 2007
u have issues
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by benjay1(m): 10:47am On Dec 21, 2007
my simple definition

LOVE: It can be defined as a process whereby two people (a boy and a girl) or (a girl and anoda girl) or (a boy and anoda boy) decides to be foolish for reasons best known to them.
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by Migines(m): 10:48am On Dec 21, 2007
Perfect!

Hi clemy clem.
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by wealthyman(m): 11:17am On Dec 21, 2007
wonderment,i love these postulate, continue
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by clemcykul(f): 12:54pm On Dec 21, 2007
well rove is healthy aint it?

hi dear grin ben ure inlove just admit it grin grin or has som1 brkn ur funny hrt
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by saucekid(m): 2:39pm On Dec 21, 2007
love can be defined as when a boy/girl,man/woman engage in bla bla bla continiously

and later switch to other users grin grin grin
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by Carlosein(m): 7:32pm On Dec 21, 2007
saucekid:

love can be defined as when a boy/girl,man/woman engage in bla bla bla continiously

and later switch to other users grin grin grin


and that is the gospel according to bla bla bla saucekid grin
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by saucekid(m): 11:35am On Dec 22, 2007
to the point grin grin grin grin

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