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Newton's Love Theory: by ThugLife1(m): 5:16am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Universal Law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. First Law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. Second Law: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance. Third law: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals. |
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by topeteadr(m): 7:18am On Dec 21, 2007 |
This is nice. |
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by Migines(m): 7:31am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Coo0ool |
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by benjay1(m): 10:15am On Dec 21, 2007 |
looks self made. Nice joke. |
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by clemcykul(f): 10:41am On Dec 21, 2007 |
by the way what love ![]() ![]() |
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On Dec 21, 2007 |
by the way whats love ![]() ![]() |
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by MP007(m): 10:45am On Dec 21, 2007 |
u have issues |
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by benjay1(m): 10:47am On Dec 21, 2007 |
my simple definition LOVE: It can be defined as a process whereby two people (a boy and a girl) or (a girl and anoda girl) or (a boy and anoda boy) decides to be foolish for reasons best known to them. |
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by Migines(m): 10:48am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Perfect! Hi clemy clem. |
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by wealthyman(m): 11:17am On Dec 21, 2007 |
wonderment,i love these postulate, continue |
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by clemcykul(f): 12:54pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
well rove is healthy aint it? hi dear ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by saucekid(m): 2:39pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
love can be defined as when a boy/girl,man/woman engage in bla bla bla continiously and later switch to other users ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by Carlosein(m): 7:32pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
saucekid: and that is the gospel according to bla bla bla saucekid ![]() |
Re: Newton's Love Theory: by saucekid(m): 11:35am On Dec 22, 2007 |
to the point ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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