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Expiry Date by bobokanis(m): 10:55am On Dec 21, 2007
It's all about a married couple.
After some years of being married, the wife noticed that the husband was always reading and going through their marriage certificate. Out of curiosity, the wife decided to ask the husband what he was up,
Wife: Dear, why are you looking so hard at our marriage certificate with so much concentration.
Husband: Am in search of something.
Wife: What?
Husband: It seems there was a mistake somewhere on this certificate.
(Wife now very frustrated)
Wife: What in heaven are you looking for?
Husband: They seem to have forgotten to put the expiry date!!! grin grin grin
Re: Expiry Date by Migines(m): 10:56am On Dec 21, 2007
I read somn lyk dis bout 15mins ago.
Re: Expiry Date by clemcykul(f): 3:07pm On Dec 21, 2007
now this damn funny grin grin grin
he's tired of being married lol
Re: Expiry Date by aristole(m): 4:40pm On Dec 21, 2007
*Simple.He can write it there himself.It was deliberate left blank for him.
Re: Expiry Date by tjtj1(m): 6:58pm On Dec 21, 2007
lmao grin

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