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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Nobody: 6:51pm On Aug 13, 2012
It can not tell us the names of the two people that shakes hand when u power on a Nokia fone
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by chucky234(m): 6:56pm On Aug 13, 2012
dapo338: When will I be a Billionaire? Only God know!
Ask Billyonaire
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Onims1(f): 7:02pm On Aug 13, 2012
Whats d name of my grandfather's 1st galfwend?


How many rounds did he go with her d 1st tym?

Wat style is my hubby using 2'9t?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by EmperorSpecie(m): 7:12pm On Aug 13, 2012
[quote author=naturalwaves]Hi friends,I saw this funny question and just decided to share it;
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;

*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics?
*Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone?
*Day and time of Jesus second coming.
*How many grains of sand are on planet earth?
*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election?
*Who will be Nigeria's dream president?
*What is under Jonathan's hat?
Feel free to add yours and continue the fun![/quote

Na wa ooooooooo!!!!
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by AngelEbi(f): 7:21pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will Nigeria top d medal table in an Olympics competition?
When will d unemployment rate in Nigeria reduce?
When will Nigerian Universities be among d top-ranked in d world?
When will Patience Jonathan change her tailor?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Scholar212(m): 7:48pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will CIROMA ADEKUNLE CHUKWUMA pass waec?
How many roadblock are there in kaduna?
Who will be the first nigeria female president?
Who is the female dat tells u"d numba u are trying 2 call is not reachable, pls try again later," on MTN.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by touchplay(m): 8:11pm On Aug 13, 2012
wen will nigerian homes stop eating RICE evri sunday aftNOON......

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by yomz1e(m): 8:50pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will Dora the explorer marry Diego the animal rescuer
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by fushia(m): 9:04pm On Aug 13, 2012
sheedy407: When will ur fada straff ur moda in front of u?

Is that what turns you on?

You probably want to join in, nau?


Disgusting!
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Eefhay: 9:11pm On Aug 13, 2012
is my gf still a virgin?
will GEJ win 2015 election?
When will GEJ be responsible as a president?
is GEJ election credible?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by AngelEbi(f): 9:13pm On Aug 13, 2012
yomz1e: When will Dora the explorer marry Diego the animal rescuer
are they nt supposed to be cousins?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by kolemm: 9:14pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will you die?
Which bank/company will fold up next?
What will be the next fuel price?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by dontap: 9:16pm On Aug 13, 2012
When wil girls stop wearing brazilian hair or any attachment.when wil girls stop nakin dia hair and pretend its headache,when wil girls stop datin married men, when wil girls stop barbin and painting dia eyebrow, when wil thin girls stop wearing jeanstring, when wil girls stop demanding 4 blackberry b4 sex, when wil girls start dating young guys with bright future.when wil 2go girls stop askin 4 recharge card.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Nobody: 9:29pm On Aug 13, 2012
imagine, just tried typing "shey l" on google

Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by pat077: 9:52pm On Aug 13, 2012
when will bokoharam stop bombing?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Agbesky: 10:27pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will GEJ wake up?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Psaalmuel(m): 10:40pm On Aug 13, 2012
When can we start eating suya oo...coz i cnt wait much lonqer..*sighs*
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 10:57pm On Aug 13, 2012
Psaalmuel: When can we start eating suya oo...coz i cnt wait much lonqer..*sighs*
Olè. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 11:01pm On Aug 13, 2012
Agbesky: When will GEJ wake up?
Maybe when BH tries their bomb on Aso Rock.
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 11:03pm On Aug 13, 2012
pat077: when will bokoharam stop bombing?
When GEJ wakes up.
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by saheedbabas: 11:21pm On Aug 13, 2012
when will girls stop doing make up to church 2 confuse pastors
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by DaimlerBen(m): 11:28pm On Aug 13, 2012
Scholar'212:
When will CIROMA ADEKUNLE CHUKWUMA pass waec?
How many roadblock are there in kaduna?
Who will be the first nigeria female president?
Who is the female dat tells u"d numba u are trying 2 call is not reachable, pls try again later," on MTN.
I wud like to know the names of the ladies on all the networks' auto response system.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Gwekzy: 11:50pm On Aug 13, 2012
When Will Taye Taiwo Win World Best Player??
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by emsquare(m): 12:01am On Aug 14, 2012
Jamey Maxwell: When will I become the Richest man in the world?
When will I become the president of Nigeria?

Lmao!
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by passionate88: 12:35am On Aug 14, 2012
pendusky: grin when wil Odunu and Sexkilz become a gud mods? No offence oh!
when will odunnu ever apologise 4 her errors?.
When will u upload ur real pix on nairaland.
Why do ibo gals LOVE money SO MUCH?.
Why do "they" preach piss (peace) but don't practice it
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by fio(m): 1:02am On Aug 14, 2012
*What is under Jonathan's hat?
Feel free to add yours and continue the fun![/quote]

little rabbit.......I think it belongs to OBJ or boko boys
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by AdeniyiA(m): 2:58am On Aug 14, 2012
-when will my shoes get worn out?
-when/who will i get married to?
-what will i eat dis morning?
-when will Dyt marries or say yes to D explorer offline?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Cabsso(m): 5:03am On Aug 14, 2012
micklplus: Who was the first man to prepare EBA?
My fada(sachamarstigophore) in 1822
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by lukkie(m): 7:22am On Aug 14, 2012
HNosegbe: Who told Maroon 5 that "marun" is 5 in Yoruba?

LOL. Nice one.
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Eldashab(m): 7:38am On Aug 14, 2012
Who are the sponsors of Boko Haram?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Morgan1092(m): 8:34am On Aug 14, 2012
*Why re gals money minded?
*Wen wil i be rich?
*Wen wud u pass al ur carry overs?
*Wen wud Dame P. Jonathan's voice be like human's voice?
...Lots more... Lolz

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by okeybest19(m): 8:44am On Aug 14, 2012
chucky234: Who are the owners of the two hands shaking when switch on a Nokia phone

Hahahaha...
Na GEJ and JEGA!!!

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