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When A Nigerian Woman Says,she Means... by Aksonman: 9:18pm On Aug 13, 2012
WHEN A NIGERIAN WOMAN SAYS...

1."You and I are just good friends" : It means you are on standby,'when' or 'if' her MAIN man messes up, she’ll marry you.

2. "I don’t trust you men" : It means she cant trust herself while in the company of men.

3. "I cant date a student" : Means as a university girl from a poor struggling family she only needs men that can provide for her

4. "My boyfriend is based abroad" : It means she’s desperately single and lonely.

5. "We broke up but he’s begging me to come back" : It means HE indeed broke up with her but they still have se>< for old time sake.

6. "Eh yaaaaaaaa" : It means I sympathise with your unfortunate circumstances but you are TOTALLY on your own.

7. "I want someone to love me for who I am" : It means 'she aint that fine' but wants a handsome wealthy man.

8. "I want someone I can grow with" : It means she’s financially secured and will settle for a broke ass man.

9. "Come to my church" : It means,she wants her pastor to see & assess you so that he can help her decide if it's a 'Yes' or 'No'.

10. "I don’t love you anymore" : It means she’s already sleeping with someone else.



TRUE OR FALSE?

Source: http://mrstanleynwabia..com/2012/08/when-nigerian-woman-says.html





[size=13pt]I dont know about others but numbers 1,4,9 & 10 are as true as hell[/size] grin grin
Re: When A Nigerian Woman Says,she Means... by CrazyMan(m): 9:25pm On Aug 13, 2012
True
Re: When A Nigerian Woman Says,she Means... by ehis00(m): 9:40pm On Aug 13, 2012
how funny...and yet true! Lol.
Re: When A Nigerian Woman Says,she Means... by drnoel: 10:11pm On Aug 13, 2012
[size=28pt]Bullshitology of the year[/size]

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