Dad : Who do you love more than the other?
Mum or I?
Johnny: Both
Dad : No tell me one.
Johnny: I insist Both
Dad : If I go to America and your
mum goes to Paris. Where will you go?
Johnny: Paris
Dad: This mean you like your mum?
Johnny: No. Paris is beautiful than america.
Dad : If I go paris and your
mum goes to america where will
you go.?
Johnny: America!
Dad : Why?
Johnny: Because I have been to Paris before!

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Teacher: why are u late to school?
little johnny: a man lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: that's nice. were u helping the man look for the money?
little johnny: no, i was standing on it.