Hi, wen we were in school, we played by these rules, if u dont, am sorry for u

Rule 1. before a guy settles down, in trying to locate the right girl TO AVOID DIVORCE, you must use [b] completing the square method[/b]

this enables you to sample many before u decide to settle
all you have to do is sample at A FREQUENCY EQUAL OR GREATER THAN NYQUIST RATE

RULE 2. NEVER USE THE ALMIGHTY FORMULAR COS U WONT HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAMPLE
HENCE YOU ARE TO WATCH ONLY ONE CHANNEL THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE, OTHER GUYS MIGHT WATCH FROM 2 TO 1000

RULE 3. 1000 CHANNELS AND ABOVE ARE FOR THE SOLOMONS OF OUR TIME SO IF YOUR NOT, DONT TRY IT

RULE 4.GOD SAVE YOU, IF YOU ARE USING COMPLETING THE SQUARE AND THE LADY IS USING THE ALMIGHTY FORMULAR

RULE 5. IF RULE 4 APPLIES TO YOU, YOU CAN ASSUME THE IMAGINARY SOLUTION AND PLACE YOUR BEST FRIEND AS THE REAL SOLUTION, BEFORE LONG, YOU WILL BE DISCARDED

THESE REMAINING RULES SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN YOUR HEART

RULE 6. DULL BOY + DULL GIRL = PREGNANCY
RULE 7. DULL BOY + SMART GIRL = MARRIAGE
RULE 7. SMART BOY + DULL GIRL = ROMANCE
RULE 8. SMART BOY + SMART GIRL = AFFAIR

RULE 9. AX[sup][/sup]2+BX+C=O THAT IS TO SAY THAT WEN U FIND THE RIGHT ONE , THIS EQUATION MUST B EQUAL TO
RULE 10. IN MARRIAGE, X1+X2=1 AND X1-X2=0. THIS EXPLAINS WHY RULE 9 MUST B ZERO

AN ADVICE FROM ME TO LADIES ,
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO , U MUST ALWAYS BE SMART, IF YOUR ARE NOT, DONT ENTER A RELATIONSHIP

GUYS, THIS THEOREM IS PATENTED AND COPYRIGHTED, DONT USE ANYHOW

Moved to Romance.

Seun:

Moved to Romance.

abi oh!

Nice 1

@poster,

sorry for who? That theorem would "square" your troubles and multiply your positives by decimals. The result would be a pathetic answer that would need approximation and rounding off to dicipher.

In the end, you ends up as romantically unreliable. Only a dump mathematician or a skilled manipulator can tolerate you.

@poster,

sorry for who? That theorem would "square" your troubles and multiply your positives by decimals. The result would be a pathetic answer that would need approximation and rounding off to dicipher.

In the end, you ends up as romantically unreliable. Only a dump mathematician or a skilled manipulator can tolerate you.

olanajim:

@poster,

sorry for who? That theorem would "square" your troubles and multiply your positives by decimals. The result would be a pathetic answer that would need approximation and rounding off to dicipher.

In the end, you ends up as romantically unreliable. Only a dump mathematician or a skilled manipulator can tolerate you.

Haba! U've killed the poster, have u guys met b4?

Met? No!

Killed ? Never! I didn't "divide or multiply" his results by "zero", what I did was to "decimalized" it. That way, we would still get something positive.

On a second thonght, he might be right after all. Not everyone can be a saint.

Maybe we live in end time. Random sampling must be included if randy. Thank God, HIV is waiting to magnify the pleasure and elongate the life-span.

I was thinking he was quite creative, maybe he's not a user, perhaps an observer.

olanajim:

On a second thought, he might be right after all. Not everyone can be a saint.

Are u a saint?

No. I am a sinner! My hands are soiled with blood. My mouth wet with odourous siliva. My body weakened due to exhaution. I fornicates every hours, with at least ten gals a day! 70 a month! Yet, I am a virgin in capital "V".

May God forgive me!

hi ufobabe how are u

olanajim:

No. I am a sinner! My hands are soiled with blood. My mouth wet with odourous siliva. My body weakened due to exhaution. I fornicates every hours, with at least ten gals a day! 70 a month! Yet, I am a virgin in capital "V".

May God forgive me!

only u. Oops! am scared ohhhhhhhhhh

lilrukevwe:

hi ufobabe how are u

am cool

ufobabe u still they fear how come

Pls don't be. Everytime you glance at beautiful babe, you commit fornication! That is what a guy told me. I guess he was right. What with the kind of provocative dresses we are treated to by our ladies? I am a sinner because, I sees, (though I don't touch) every hour!

David and solomon were not destroyed but made better! I am sure God love me the way I am. I certain that He loves me too much to leave me the way I am!

Everyday, in everyway, through the Grace of God, I am getting better and better!

olanajim:

No. I am a sinner! My hands are soiled with blood. My mouth wet with odourous siliva. My body weakened due to exhaution. I fornicates every hours, with at least ten gals a day! 70 a month! Yet, I am a virgin in capital "V".

May God forgive me!

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