Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.

“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother.

“He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a
good answer to her husband's baldness.

Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so
much hair?”

The teacher was discussing different jobs held by the parents of the students. When she called on Little Johnny, she asked, "And what does your father do?"

"Oh, he's a magician," replied Johnny.

"Really? And what's his best trick?"

"His best trick is sawing people in half."

"Wonderful!" exclaimed the teacher. "Tell me, are there any more children in your family?"

"Yes ma'am, I have a half brother and two half sisters."

hey sam i enjoy ur jokes a lot! d first joke got me lmbao,

The sam milla i noe is back

yea his joke r kind of kool but i wonder y he uses Little Johnny for all his mischievous characters, i pray that wz'nt his name when he wz growing up because as i dey c Sam so Na miss.chievous i dey c _{sorry Mr. chievous}

nice joke

fanx

y do u lov 2 impersonate

dat na him/her TM

ok

& ur reg no

what a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i enjoyed myself. keep it up sam

this is my dear sam in whom am well pleased!

hmmmmm

Sammie with Bald hair. thinking is not good o

do u tink at all?u'r alrdy bald evn dough u do no tinkin_{.i advice u dnt tink ooo}

so wetin happin 2 u no go do am

na from experience be that

am feeling sick guys

sorry
go do test abeg
na HIV

wch kain doc u be sef

u don try me before
abeg nurse call me the next patient

shola wen u graduate

na fake cert him dey use

*throws up and lies down*