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What Makes U An African by edogu(m): 11:43am On Aug 15, 2012 |
You unwrap all your gifts carefully so dat you can reuse d wrapper. 2.You call a person u've never met before aunty or uncle. 3.More dan 90% of d music cd's and cassettes in ur house are pirated. 4.Your garage is always full of stuff because u never throw anything away,just in case you need it someday (a boot without a partner and the baby walker- baby is now 12 and you are 48. 5.You have a collection of mini shampoo bottles from your stay at hotels (go-cool,sweetheart,african pride etc). 6. You almost always carry overweight baggage when travelling by air. 7.Children have annoying nicknames e.g (de-boy,de-girl, bomboy, aboy,baby). 8.Nobody in your family informs you that they are coming over for a visit (uncle,his wife,sis-in-law,2 nephews and a neighbour have camped in ur house). 9.You stuff your pockets with mints and toothpicks at restaurants. 10.You only make phone calls at a cheaper rate at night (especially flashers). 11.You never have less than 20 people to meet you at the airport or see you off even if its a local flight. 12.You keep changing your internet service provider because the 1st month is free. 13.Office supplies mysteriously find their way to your house (YES,stapling machine,office pins,punch machine,cellotapes,post-its etc). 14.When you were younger,your parents buy you clothes and shoes at least two sizes big so that they will last longer. PASS IT ON TO OTHER AFRICANS- so that they can know what makes truly African. Pls am not d original writer, so dont cast aspersion on me. |
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