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Mumu Woman by toluing: 5:24am On Aug 16, 2012
An old woman boarded a bus to lagos frm calabar told d driver; "driver,if u reach Benin tell me o!D driver nodded n then she shouted again"my children,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.On d long jou
rney to lagos,everybody slept off but dis woman neva blinkd.Dey neva knew she doesn't know Benin. Afta several hours of driving and lagos closeby wit Benin about 4hrs bhind,d poor woman then asked;driver,u neva reach benin ni? Ooooh!!D driver exclaimed;madam Benin is like 4hrs behind us.D woman started crying"take me back 2 Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!After all said,and considerg d age of d woman it was agreed dat d driver shld turn back 2 Benin.On getting 2 Benin,d driver came down,opened d door n told d woman she is in Benin.D woman simply opened her hand bag,brought out a sachet of panadol,removd 2 tablets n swallowd dem wit water.She then smiled and said,na my daughter say if I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of panadol,Oya!Make we dey go Lagos
Re: Mumu Woman by Cabsso(m): 6:07am On Aug 16, 2012
toluing: An old woman boarded a bus to lagos frm calabar told d driver; "driver,if u reach Benin tell me o!D driver nodded n then she shouted again"my children,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.On d long jou
rney to lagos,everybody slept off but dis woman neva blinkd.Dey neva knew she doesn't know Benin. Afta several hours of driving and lagos closeby wit Benin about 4hrs bhind,d poor woman then asked;driver,u neva reach benin ni? Ooooh!!D driver exclaimed;madam Benin is like 4hrs behind us.D woman started crying"take me back 2 Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!After all said,and considerg d age of d woman it was agreed dat d driver shld turn back 2 Benin.On getting 2 Benin,d driver came down,opened d door n told d woman she is in Benin.D woman simply opened her hand bag,brought out a sachet of panadol,removd 2 tablets n swallowd dem wit water.She then smiled and said,na my daughter say if I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of panadol,Oya!Make we dey go Lagos

Hahaha 9ce1.
Re: Mumu Woman by Ruthteddy(f): 6:50am On Aug 16, 2012
toluing: An old woman boarded a bus to lagos frm calabar told d driver; "driver,if u reach Benin tell me o!D driver nodded n then she shouted again"my children,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.On d long jou
rney to lagos,everybody slept off but dis woman neva blinkd.Dey neva knew she doesn't know Benin. Afta several hours of driving and lagos closeby wit Benin about 4hrs bhind,d poor woman then asked;driver,u neva reach benin ni? Ooooh!!D driver exclaimed;madam Benin is like 4hrs behind us.D woman started crying"take me back 2 Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!After all said,and considerg d age of d woman it was agreed dat d driver shld turn back 2 Benin.On getting 2 Benin,d driver came down,opened d door n told d woman she is in Benin.D woman simply opened her hand bag,brought out a sachet of panadol,removd 2 tablets n swallowd dem wit water.She then smiled and said,na my daughter say if I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of panadol,Oya!Make we dey go Lagos
Re: Mumu Woman by Ruthteddy(f): 6:50am On Aug 16, 2012
toluing: An old woman boarded a bus to lagos frm calabar told d driver; "driver,if u reach Benin tell me o!D driver nodded n then she shouted again"my children,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.On d long jou
rney to lagos,everybody slept off but dis woman neva blinkd.Dey neva knew she doesn't know Benin. Afta several hours of driving and lagos closeby wit Benin about 4hrs bhind,d poor woman then asked;driver,u neva reach benin ni? Ooooh!!D driver exclaimed;madam Benin is like 4hrs behind us.D woman started crying"take me back 2 Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!After all said,and considerg d age of d woman it was agreed dat d driver shld turn back 2 Benin.On getting 2 Benin,d driver came down,opened d door n told d woman she is in Benin.D woman simply opened her hand bag,brought out a sachet of panadol,removd 2 tablets n swallowd dem wit water.She then smiled and said,na my daughter say if I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of panadol,Oya!Make we dey go Lagos
lolz d woman na real mumu
Re: Mumu Woman by Maross(m): 8:03am On Aug 16, 2012
Joke as stale as time itself....still funny though grin

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Re: Mumu Woman by emmyasam95(m): 8:53pm On Aug 16, 2012
U try sha
Re: Mumu Woman by Exponental(m): 10:47am On Aug 17, 2012
D woman no mumu, every other person who couldnt think of an alternative solution (placing her in anoda vehicle going 2 benin) are d mumus.
Being sentimental is never productive.

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