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Video (skit): Mark Angel Comedy (episode 57) With Little Emanuella – Three Men / These Three Men Died And Stood In Front Of God... / Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Three Men by tlaret24(m): 3:46pm On Oct 30, 2012

;Do bo ;Do bo laugh wan kil me 4 here

Re: Three Men by anintia(m): 3:48pm On Oct 30, 2012

There is really no way three men can do this

Re: Three Men by dopeJemi: 3:53pm On Oct 30, 2012

Dis joke waz posted in august n it made front page in october

Hau pathetic

Re: Three Men by jhydebaba(m): 4:06pm On Oct 30, 2012

That the joke made front page is a huge joke. tongue

Re: Three Men by Barywhyte(m): 4:17pm On Oct 30, 2012

Tascocent: Three men were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get ten (10) pieces of d same kind of fruits.

The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.

The 1st man came back and said to d king, "i brought ten (10) apples", d king explained d trial to him, 'you have to swallow d fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.

The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The 2nd man arrived n showed d king ten (10) berries. When d king explained d trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on d ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter n was killed.

The 1st man and 2nd man met in heaven. The 1st man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with the trial"....He replied,

"i couldn't help it, I saw the 3rd man coming with Watermelons!!!

Guy u too funny o. Can't but laugh

Re: Three Men by ORAFA(m): 4:33pm On Oct 30, 2012

I laff sote I piss for my balcony floor. I still dey scrub am sha. OP u try GOD bless u. And if u say d joke old, start to hustle ur coffin because don old if not u for no know. THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN.

Re: Three Men by LadyGeorge(f): 4:43pm On Oct 30, 2012

I just fell off my Desk cos of laugh

Re: Three Men by TheJourneY(m): 5:06pm On Oct 30, 2012

lol nice one!

Re: Three Men by groovie(m): 5:18pm On Oct 30, 2012

Kslib:
When she also read dis joke,she go mistakenly tell her husband,and when her husband read dis joke,he go mistakenly omit you result from list..

hahahahaha, man u dey make issues funnier. lol na dis wan make me laff pass

Re: Three Men by Lawconfessor(f): 5:32pm On Oct 30, 2012

ROTFLMFAO

Re: Three Men by Telthetruth(m): 5:41pm On Oct 30, 2012

i laugh sotey coffin wey i hoo cm fall from my hand

since morning i neva laugh bt u dom make me laugh in English nw

Re: Three Men by Bryan12(m): 5:54pm On Oct 30, 2012

Why didn't they meet in hell?,

Re: Three Men by iceRx(f): 7:16pm On Oct 30, 2012

very funny kip up d gud work

Re: Three Men by Kassidy90(m): 7:24pm On Oct 30, 2012

Posted this last month bt culdn't make d front page

Re: Three Men by wolebaba(m): 7:46pm On Oct 30, 2012

Hahahhahahaha water melon......DARN!!!!!

Re: Three Men by dnawah(m): 7:55pm On Oct 30, 2012

Lagusta: Correct joke, me laff sotey I mistakenly kiss my lecturer wife....

chose between carry over and extra year!

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Re: Three Men by barbarawhyte: 7:57pm On Oct 30, 2012

hahaha....so funny

Re: Three Men by dnawah(m): 7:59pm On Oct 30, 2012

a1solution: my own story is coming soon

cant wait to read it o!if na true

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