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The Funniest Resignation Letter EVER! by MrNigeria2(m): 11:07pm On Aug 21, 2012
A GRADUATE OF A TERTIARY INSTITUTION WROTE THIS RESIGNATION LETTER! !!

The first question that comes to your mind will be how on Earth did this employee get this job? Well the future of our country Nigeria is bright. So help us God. Read on. ..

Resignation Letter
Dear Boss John,
Me is resigning from the work for
becoz hungriness is playing with
me. You is giving me young
money. I can’t afford to buy
the whole moon. I please you to
go up my money you are not go
up my money. My child is seek I
don’t have money to take me
to the docter. The owner of my
house is running me out of his
house because I do not collect
rent. I borrow a money from you
last moon but you is not give me
a cent. Now I not collected rent
for two moons and now I get
stressness coz my wife is soon
going to pick her clothes and live
another man.
Me is tired with you, I can take it
anymore. Is not that you is not
have money its just that you….
(usile). You think coz me is black
you should play with it. Even
you is not white is pink.
In coclusion me was working you
with smile but you play me like
a feetball but I’m never
careless becoz;
“God is looking for you.”
Re: The Funniest Resignation Letter EVER! by Chokolee(m): 12:04am On Aug 22, 2012
u no try ooo...could dis be a joke..abi na ur normal english...lol..nice??
Re: The Funniest Resignation Letter EVER! by keethel(f): 1:39am On Aug 22, 2012
MrNigeria.:
A GRADUATE OF A TERTIARY INSTITUTION WROTE THIS RESIGNATION LETTER! !!

The first question that comes to your mind will be how on Earth did this employee get this job? Well the future of our country Nigeria is bright. So help us God. Read on. ..

Resignation Letter
Dear Boss John,
Me is resigning from the work for
bew
careless becoz;
“God is looking for you.”
OMG!!!!!
Re: The Funniest Resignation Letter EVER! by olowo200: 6:00am On Aug 22, 2012
She must have grown Up in a french country where english was her second language not a nigeria graduate.
Re: The Funniest Resignation Letter EVER! by larride(m): 6:16am On Aug 22, 2012
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked I can't believe it jor shocked shocked shocked

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