The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"."It had better be good because it'll be the last thing I hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"So the husband begins to tell his story .

"While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight; the poor thing practically devoured them.Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed new clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary that you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair.”

The husband continues his story . . ."The young woman was very grateful to me, but as I walked her to the door, she turned around to me with tears in her eyes, and she asked me:"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

Nice joke . i was serious until the last bit.

Mstcheeeeeew!

That`s good enough reason if she doesn`t use his LONG THING.

i luv this....move to jokes section tho

buahahahahahaha

Tinkybabe

Re u still coming 2 my place dis evening sorry The place issac john street Gra

M M M: Tinkybabe

Re u still coming 2 my place dis evening sorry The place issac john street Gra

i think dis is part of d joke