As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss".

Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said

"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to
lunch, just you and me."

I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country
to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.

We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll
go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big
birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat, on the couch, naked

punkd!

u celebrated ur birthday just the way u came into this world

Oh my God I don't know how to laugh anymore

haha what did ur wife do when she saw ur di ck was hard? a new man born in this world already with hard di ck? haha

hee

han han
i cant stop laughing ! it made me laugh sooooooo well
niceeeeeeee one
keep it up bro

nike4luv:

punkd!

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