A-female-teacher was havin problem wit a
boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said,
M'am, I shld b in 4th grade,i'm smarter dan
my sis and she's in 4th grade. The M'am
(teacher) had heard enough of his
complaints and took d boy to the principal's
office. She explained everytin to d principal
who decided to test d boy wit some ?s dat a
4th grade shld knw. Principal:3+3? Boy: 6.
Principal: 6*6? Boy:36 and so on. D
principal asked d boy many oda ?s & d boy
got them ryt. D principal then asked M'am
to send d boy to 4th grade. M'am decided to
ask some more ?s and principal agreed.
M'am: wat does a cow have 4 of dat i hav
only 2 of. Boy:legs. M'am:wats in ur pants
dat u hav but i dnt hav? Boy: pockets. M'am:
wat starts wit a C and ends wit a T,is
hairy,oval,delicious and contains thin
whitish liquid? Boy: coconut. M'am:Wat
goes in hard and pink then comes out soft
and sticky? The principals eyes opened
really wide,bt b4 he cld stop d answer, d
boy was taking charge. Boy: bubble gum.
M'am: u stick ur pole me. U tie me down to
get me up, i get wet b4 u do. Wat am I? Boy:
tent. D principal was luking restless nw.
M'am: a finger goes in. U fiddle wit me wen
bored. D best man always has me 1st. Wat
am I? Boy: wedding Ring. M'am: i come in
many sizes. Wen am nt wel,I drip,wen u
blow me,u feel good? Boy: nose. M'am: i hav
a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come wit a
quiver. Boy: Arrow. M'am:wat starts wit 'F'
and ends wit a 'K' and if U dnt get it,u've to
use ur hand? Boy: Fork. M'am: wats it dat all
me hav, its longer in some men dan
others,d pope doesnt use his and a man
gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy:
Surname. M'am: wat part of d man has no
bone,but has muscles wit a lot of
veins,likes pumping and is responsible 4
making love. Boy: Heart. D M'am said she is
done. The principal breathed a sigh of relief
and told d teacher;'send d boy to
university,I got d 10 questions wrong
myself.

Lol....nice one

Old joke

The boy is too much. He's worthy to be the principal.

Good nice joke...
Very smart boy he is..

Read it b4, but i must say anyday d joke will hook you.
Nice one there.