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How Prepared Are U? by Nobody: 4:06pm On Aug 23, 2012
I got dis frm A friend &feel its worth sharing: A man & his wife were travellng when an old man standing by d road side beconed on them 2 carry him. They decided nt 2 wait, bt after a few meters,the car suddenly stopped. D man came out of d car and went 2 call d old man. Once d man entered the car,d man start d engine,&it went on smoothly. D old man then said,d Arch Angel ws told 2 blow d trumpet last 4 wks' sunday(15/7/12) but Jesus went n covered d mouth of d trumpet, n d old man disappeared.Dis is a true life story dat happened@Emure Ekiti.How prepared are u 4 rapture?
Re: How Prepared Are U? by Nobody: 4:30pm On Aug 23, 2012
NONSENSE!!!!!! pls OP, put down whatever you've been smoking !!!!
Re: How Prepared Are U? by Nobody: 7:28pm On Aug 23, 2012
[quote author=MRbrownJAY]NONSENSE!!!!!! pls OP, put down whatever you've been smoking !!!!
Aint smoking anything tongue
Re: How Prepared Are U? by Ptolomeus(m): 9:39pm On Aug 23, 2012
Stevechibu: I got dis frm A friend &feel its worth sharing: A man & his wife were travellng when an old man standing by d road side beconed on them 2 carry him. They decided nt 2 wait, bt after a few meters,the car suddenly stopped. D man came out of d car and went 2 call d old man. Once d man entered the car,d man start d engine,&it went on smoothly. D old man then said,d Arch Angel ws told 2 blow d trumpet last 4 wks' sunday(15/7/12) but Jesus went n covered d mouth of d trumpet, n d old man disappeared.Dis is a true life story dat happened@Emure Ekiti.How prepared are u 4 rapture?
1. You deserve an Olympic medal, because your English is worse than mine!
2. The premise is that of an irrational fanatic.
My respects!
Re: How Prepared Are U? by Nobody: 7:01am On Aug 24, 2012
Ptolomeus:
1. You deserve an Olympic medal, because your English is worse than mine!
2. The premise is that of an irrational fanatic.
My respects!
As u can see I wasn't d one who typed it,I got it frm a frnd n decided to share without editing it.forget d grammatical blunder n reflect on d message d thread is trying to pass thru
2. How is dis thread religiously dangerous?
Re: How Prepared Are U? by God2man(m): 4:48pm On Aug 24, 2012
I was hearing this " JESUS IS COMING BACK" about two times in my dream, last night.

@poster, I just read the same text message from a brother in the church.

Brethren, let's ask for his mercy to be counted worthy when the trumpet shall sound.

God bless you.
God2man.
Re: How Prepared Are U? by Callotti: 6:35pm On Aug 24, 2012
Is one of the requirement of the 'rapture' not to do away with evil?
Once again, the only Christian I ever heard about is Jesus Christ. I doubt be 'commeth' to 'rapture' himself. I am not a 'rapture-believer'! No thanks. I have super-raptured here on Earth. cool

I hope such a nuisance does not happen in my lifetime. grin
An AIDS endemic would be more satisfying. Spiritually-speaking. cool

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