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War Is War! by ojd(m): 9:43am On Apr 10, 2006
Once at the time of the world war, the soldiers were looting all villages, of
food, wine and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers
decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had a 80-year-old grandmother. So
the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us some food!"
they demanded.

The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread."

"War is War, bring us the food!"

So he gives his last morsel of food.

"Bring us some wine!"

"But I doubt if there is any in the house, you know how things are these days!"

"War is War, bring us the wine!"

So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them.

"Now, bring us a woman!"

"But everyone has left the village. The only female here is my 80 year old
grandmother!!"

"War is War, bring her to us!"

The old woman is brought and she's so frail and weak that the soldiers decide
against it and say, "We'll let you off this time.'"

Granny says, "The hell you will, War is War!"
Re: War Is War! by micklplus(m): 4:23pm On Apr 11, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: War Is War! by sade511(f): 4:24pm On Apr 11, 2006
:p :d
Re: War Is War! by spikelord(m): 1:17am On Apr 13, 2006
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Re: War Is War! by Ebano(m): 12:19pm On Apr 13, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy granny too wan enjoy cheesy
Re: War Is War! by Free(f): 4:10pm On Apr 13, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: War Is War! by Zahymaka(m): 2:15am On Apr 14, 2006
That granny is. . . shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: War Is War! by dabby(f): 4:12pm On Sep 28, 2006
the granny wants to enjoy the spoils of war herself.
hahaha grin
Re: War Is War! by dupsie4u(f): 2:40am On Sep 29, 2006
I no blame her.u knw wn last she enjoy dt kain tin?
Re: War Is War! by yahoo2(m): 12:55pm On Sep 29, 2006
Granny is just human. lol. It may be her last though! grin
Re: War Is War! by toygod2: 5:17am On Jul 25, 2012
Granny granny...........

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