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Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by onila(f): 7:03pm On Aug 23, 2012
this white boy in my house is doing strange things. he smokes cocaine, and do all these other drugs. .

today he was looking at me strangely and came 2 sit down near me in my kitchen.
he now said what do you mean? then he wraped me on my waist and tried 2 kiss him. I Pushed him away, and told him I dont do that

before I knew he carried a knife into his room and told me 2 follow him around 2 his room-he wants to show me his new leather chairs undecided

I told him, dont worrry

chei he look like he was high something. .I am getting scared embarassed iz there anything kind of lock I can use on my door

the white students in my school are known to be rapists
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by slimyem: 7:09pm On Aug 23, 2012
...and yet another nonsense fron Onila....
Hian!cheesy
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by onila(f): 7:10pm On Aug 23, 2012
slimyem: ...and yet another nonsense fron Onila....
Hian!cheesy

pls am serious angry
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by Acidosis(m): 7:49pm On Aug 23, 2012
Onila go and read your books so you don't repeat yet another class. . .
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by onila(f): 7:51pm On Aug 23, 2012
Acidosis: Onila go and read your books so you don't repeat yet another class. . .

oh sharrap!

I dont joke abt my safety
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by pendo89(f): 8:00pm On Aug 23, 2012
grin grin grin I dont know any.Its just hilarious
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by Acidosis(m): 8:00pm On Aug 23, 2012
onila:

oh sharrap!

I dont joke abt my safety

So what can I do about your safety?
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by onila(f): 8:05pm On Aug 23, 2012
Acidosis:

So what can I do about your safety?

i want special lock, nigga!

I am a beautiful girl and sweet. . its easy for a guy 2 get hard when they see me
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by slimyem: 8:15pm On Aug 23, 2012
onila:

i want special lock, nigga!

I am a beautiful girl and sweet. . its easy for a guy 2 get hard when they see me
my friend,go and look for a carpenter or get latches and deadbolts on your door and stop creating useless topics!
Hian!
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by Nobody: 8:15pm On Aug 23, 2012
Yes. . .

Brain lock.
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by onila(f): 8:23pm On Aug 23, 2012
slimyem: my friend,go and look for a carpenter or get latches and deadbolts on your door and stop creating useless topics!
Hian!

pls screw off from my threads! yr becoming annoying
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by Acidosis(m): 8:25pm On Aug 23, 2012
onila:

i want special lock, nigga!

I am a beautiful girl and sweet. . its easy for a guy 2 get hard when they see me

please also get a special lock for your mouth.. . you talk too much!
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by onila(f): 8:28pm On Aug 23, 2012
Acidosis:

please also get a special lock for your mouth.. . you talk too much!


am cool smiley
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by Nobody: 8:36pm On Aug 23, 2012
What if the guy is a specialist in picking locks.

Just by a gun onila, you will command respect if he knows you have one.

Hope this helps.
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by Nobody: 8:37pm On Aug 23, 2012
@Onila, now i believe you want some attention and by now you should have gotten enough. To be honest, this thread is absolutely unnecessary. #Justsayingundecided
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by ArQueBusieR(m): 8:46pm On Aug 23, 2012
onila:

i want special lock, nigga!

I am a beautiful girl and sweet. . its easy for a guy 2 get hard when they see me

LMAO. How old are you?

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Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by ITbomb(m): 10:23pm On Aug 23, 2012
This is one of the reason we got her banned , I don't know who unban the beast
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by born2boink(m): 12:11pm On Aug 24, 2012
Which one are you

Oni-la= Tribal Mark human
Oni-la= Okro Seller
Oni-la=Today's blessing open
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by crackhouse(m): 12:19pm On Aug 24, 2012
onila:

pls am serious angry
if u are serious, why joke section?
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by born2boink(m): 12:27pm On Aug 24, 2012
crackhouse: if u are serious, why joke section?
na seun you go ask datti one
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by Nobody: 12:27pm On Aug 24, 2012
ONILA MUST GO grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by born2boink(m): 12:35pm On Aug 24, 2012
CAMEROONPRIDE: ONILA MUST GO grin grin grin grin grin
if she want to go,make I insert my prick inside her toto first
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by Nobody: 12:39pm On Aug 24, 2012
Onila please try this.

Am sure it will work!

Good lock!
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by onila(f): 12:45pm On Aug 24, 2012
MOGUL.O:
Onila please try this.

Am sure it will work!

Good lock!
grin
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by Nobody: 1:24pm On Aug 24, 2012
born2fuck: if she want to go,make I insert my prick inside her toto first
nahhh onila is mine cool cool
Re: Is There Any special Lock I Can Use On My Door? by burkevalocks: 8:03pm On Sep 11, 2015
If you are really that scared just get any deadbolt. They are all secure. If you are looking for somethign with high security then get a Multi Lock deadbolt or Medeco those I would say are pretty secure.

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