During lunch break at LUTH-Lagos, five (US based)
Nigerian surgeons on exchange program from the State
Dept,USA are discussing who has the best patients to
operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see broad street accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered"

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try Oshodi electricians!
Everything inside them is colour-coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think University librarians are
the best;everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers.

Those guys always understand when you have a few parts
left over at the end, and when the job takes longer
than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Nigerian politicians
especially those residing in Abuja are the easiest to
operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no
brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

Na wa

Ituen baba, king of remix.

All the same thumbs up.

nice 1, those politicians will face God's judgement in this 2008. can i hear an amen!

Deaf person deh hear?

i beg ask am again lol

Whatz wrong in being a politician?After-all, you go to school even to study it.

ituen, wetin u get against doctors and politicians.as if ifwhen you get chance get there you sef no go chop your own national cake

Na wa in respect to you oh. Why wont i eat where i dey work. its called WORKCHOP (Workshop)

abeg, wetin be your full name. i must be the person that campaigns against your being voted in the legislathieves

abeg, wetin be your full name. i must be the person that campaigns against your being voted in the legislathieves

My full name long. e fit spoil nairaland server

and you are discusssing trivial matters with the admin.

otherwisw ban!!!

I.m trying to see how to make things better in Nairaland. We are putting together a list of people to ban

*_{whispers into ituen's ears, let me in on some of the members. would really like to know if aristole is among}*

Noooo!!!

She has a Godfather_(me) in the board so she is in everywhere protected.

THe list is comprehensive. But there are only 4 names starting with "T". I neva check if ur own follow

now dats a good job u have.

criminal job

NO, i'm just making use of the opportunity i get

no. . . . . . . not at all

u don come again oh

ituen:

Noooo!!!

She has a Godfather_(me) in the board so she is in everywhere protected.

THe list is comprehensive. But there are only 4 names starting with "T". I never check if your own follow

did u say starting with "T"?

*opens thread to all*

@Tess

Yea baby but u know that as my wife and I as a board director, u can do any shit on NL and still get covered :kiss:

oooo darling am happy thanx
u got 6 rounds of blabla dis nite ok?

ok boo

<sub>enters room and sharpens bla bla on a grinding stone ,

wears a condom and waits for tessy</sub>

slots in michael bolton's "tell me how i'm supposed to live without u"

_{takes out a white wine by Gillaume Moet} and whistles to the music

turn up the volume honey
those prying neigbours are not yet asleep

*WALKS IN & CUTS OFF ITEUNS TINNY bla bla bla, rapes tessy as she moans 4 mor, all dis while playin super mario wit 1 hand*
Men i toooo much
@ the neighbours
Shut up!!!!!!

buhahahahaha lol gunpoint

_{ride on guys}

@Gunpoint

last thing i need from you is to interupt my romance sessions. I will slug it out with u anywhere. This is not the army where u rape girls at random _{heard wat u did at odi and benue}

I think i need to see ur commanding officer