1.Wole Soyinka finally
goes to the barbing salon.

2.Obj goes under the
knife, does facial plastic surgery.

3.Boko Haram to pay
amnesty visit to Pope Benedict in Rome.

4.Pasuma Wonder releases new video featuring Chris Brown.

5.Nigeria now world's most uncorrupt nation.

6.Jim Iyke to feature as
next James Bond, Tonto Dike to star
as Bond Girl.

7.2face now a Biology
teacher at Anglican Girls School, Ikeja (we know wetin go happen).

8.Patience Jonathan now
appointed as Professor of English at
Harvard University.

9.Nigeria beats Spain 8 - 0,
wins World Cup.

Lmao and do you have more?
If yes,let us have more plz... To crack our ribs off.