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Your Mamma Is So Fat............lwkmd. by invectives(m): 2:15pm On Aug 27, 2012
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!


Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!



Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.


Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

TO CONTD.

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