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Jokes to make ur day! by swtchicgurl: 8:43am On Aug 29, 2012 |
Yeah! even baboon, gorillas and monkeys have feelings! ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Re: Jokes to make ur day! by swtchicgurl: 8:44am On Aug 29, 2012 |
Take this: An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled down the stairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted: the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with aspatula by his wife. "Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral." ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by swtchicgurl: 8:57am On Aug 29, 2012 |
A 50years old man was toasting a 20years old lady and d lady said to him: lady : sir, but u r too old 4 me na the man replied and said. .... am not 50years old. .... am just a 25years old boy wit 25years working experience. .... so u c am not dat old. ... ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by illicit(m): 10:13am On Aug 29, 2012 |
thank u |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by Nobody: 10:55am On Aug 29, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: A 50years old man was toasting a 20years old lady and d lady said to him: nice one babe ![]() |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by swtchicgurl: 11:05am On Aug 29, 2012 |
tnx babes and bobos ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by AdeniyiA(m): 7:17pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
judge: "why did u hit ur husband wt a chair" swtchicgurl: "because i couldn't lift the table" 1 Like |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by larride(m): 9:28pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Nice one, me likey |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by swtchicgurl: 10:52am On Aug 31, 2012 |
larride: Nice one, me likey tnx ![]() |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by bright007(f): 12:01pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
haba Vicky,dis ya yoke dry pass sahara desert!vick beht why? *shuts thread's door*errr...Vicky dear,can we do it now? |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by larride(m): 12:02pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
^ are you alright...confused she-goat |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by Nobody: 12:30pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
bright007: haba Vicky,dis ya yoke dry pass sahara desert!vick beht why? are u blind?... ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by Ajibel(m): 10:37am On Sep 01, 2012 |
These swtchickengurl's collection of jokes has deposited me in a state of muehehehe muahahaha....what a pathetically dry joke |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by illicit(m): 11:51am On Sep 01, 2012 |
Ajibel: These swtchickengurl's collection of jokes has deposited me in a state of muehehehe muahahaha....what a pathetically dry jokeTypical |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by Ajibel(m): 1:38pm On Sep 01, 2012 |
illicit: is dat an insalt or wat ![]() |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by illicit(m): 3:50pm On Sep 01, 2012 |
Ajibel:its in'maggi' |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by SEGZY217(m): 4:11pm On Sep 01, 2012 |
Nonsense!!! |
Re: Jokes to make ur day! by swtchicgurl: 6:53pm On Sep 01, 2012 |
SEGZY217: Nonsense!!! like u knw any berra! ![]() |
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