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| Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by bashydemy(m): 5:54pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
1. Good night pals! (So? Na only u dem teach to dey greet?) 2. Am back pals! (So?make we dey jump?) 3. Am sick! (Go hospital! B4 hiv kill u) 4. My heart is broken, I will never love again (hahahaha ur BF b mechanic?) 5. Am Gona b off 4 a while (THANK GOD!!! Make we rest abeg) 6. BBM is boring 2day! (Hehe Jobless pikin find work do) 7. Any lady/guy online? Ping me for a chat? (Until u bcom d next Cyntia) 8. Am back! Did u miss me? (Guy wey no even notice!) 9. I love my Boo (Tell him, not us) 10. Lagos on my mind (Ole!!! Na who go give u T fare u dey find?) 11.I no see my period ( u no know wen u do am ?) 12. So Angry (go fight who provoke u ) 13.People are wicked ( na today u know ?) 14.Had a terrible dream last night(I be Joseph the dream interpreter?) 15.Am in love ( na today?.) 16. Am just so tired ( u get work b4?) 17.I saw an angel ( na demon u for see?lol) 18. money on my mind(Nd so? Here resemble LAPO? go rob bank) 19.Am hungry (here na kitchen?) 20.Am beautiful/Sexy and I knw it.(All Thanks goes 2 Mary KAY pancake nd ur aristo father so chop ur beauty) 21.Ur pix looks nice( I know b4 I put am) 22.Lecture in a bit ( so make we do wetin? Olodo after na last u go carry) 23. Exam thn( Olodo,na dubbing u kuma sabi. Book u no know) go write your carry over bone story. 24.Oh God my flight is delayed (take molue) 25.New me ( wetin be our business? A pig is always a pig) 26.Am tired of this life ( join Boko Haram na?) Ihotago!! 5 Likes |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by Nobody: 6:13pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
 hilarious |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by Acidosis(m): 6:29pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
23. Exam thn( Olodo,na dubbing u kuma sabi. Book u no know) go write your carry over bone story. ROTF |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by Emmy9ite(m): 6:45pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Nice one! |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by nikkyshyne(f): 6:54pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
27. Wedding thinz (no go marry. Dey crash for other pple's wedding. Hope say you chop b4 u leave house?) Hope I try?  |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by Agybabe(f): 6:56pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Beautiful piece! |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by Acidosis(m): 7:03pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
nikkyshyne: 27. Wedding thinz (no go marry. Dey crash for other pple's wedding. Hope say you chop b4 u leave house?) over try dey worry you |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by cindyrella(f): 7:32pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
LMFAO!! |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by jeezybuck: 8:06pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
LOL |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by Chokolee(m): 8:10pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
nikkyshyne: 27. Wedding thinz (no go marry. Dey crash for other pple's wedding. Hope say you chop b4 u leave house?).... Gbam!! |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by Gerardcole(m): 8:19pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
You try pass try. |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by greedie1(f): 9:58pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Now this is a nice joke. |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by larride(m): 4:12am On Aug 30, 2012 |
Now this is a joke |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by bashydemy(m): 5:54am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Cashier: "Can i help you?"..."No, I just waited in line for an hour just to say Hi..." Cashier: "Are you buying all these?  " Me: "No, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first." |
| Re: Some Annoying PM Updates and some funny questions/Riddles by bashydemy(m): 5:58am On Aug 31, 2012 |
I am a celebrity so treat me like one: U better stop acting like a celebrity mumu..cos d only Fan u hav is d one in ur room. |
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