Having served my 3-day ban. i realized in those moments off Nairaland.. i attained a certain peace only attainable through constant soaking of Manihot Esculenta.
It was a pleasant discovery hence my renewed, rejuvenated assault on the senses of the powers that be.. Manihot Esculenta.4EVA

Muki baby.. i know you are just waiting in the bleachers

callydon:
SUPPORTED

filly supported.
Thk God, I'v regain my freedom

Okija_juju: The God of GARRI, FUFU & Cassava Bread,will surely reward all those Garri Mujahadeens, GarriTalibans and Garri Harams who fought in this great Jihad against the western oppression of Seun and his band of Infidel mods..

No matter what they do to us, the Price of Garri shall never exceed 50 Naira a cup

Amen!
ThREAD CLOSED!

Presido is back!

.bbpreye:
Presido is back!

You are wellcome sir, honestly we missed you. The house (assembly) is still intact, now that you are back from your oversite functions,we are requesting for your directiøns on the next line of action. Thanks presido. From the chief whip. Garri republic.

U r just occupying thread space

glogift: U r just occupying thread space

waka pass, if you have nothing to say. This tread is for the G'peeps.

[/code]Garri is the soak dat i soak everyday
If u soak garri you will feel ontop the world[code]Garri is the soak dat i soak everyday
If u soak garri you will feel ontop the world

Garri is the soak dat i soak everyday
If u soak garri you will feel ontop the world

Its time we host our Garri Republic Inaugaural Annual General Meeting so as to discus isues affecting or militating on our dear garri price so as to serve garriland effectively

frm d OFFICE OF THE SURVEYOR GENERAL Ministry of garri production, exportation, garri surveys n urban garri renewal

cc
Garri labour congress,
garri cabal
garri house of assembly,
CJN garri republic
manihot rock villa ijebu,

My fellow garri brothers in the house. I was banned for defending the flood victims with garri ideology.. For how long will this continue? People who start tribal and religious wars are spared,but the garri community are the targeted victims.. Does this even make sense...
i advice all my garri brothers to come to this thread and tell the world how garri has been more helpful than our greedy leaders....
www.nairaland.com/1060174/between-garri-leaders

From: GARRI PRESIDENT
To: Seun

Mr. Seun Osewa,
I have noticed with utter dismay how you and your mods have subjected to word "garri" to humiliation and riddicle. I beg to ask, is it every post about "garri" you and your mods send to the food or joke section? This is unacceptable.

One thing you should know is that more than half of the real members on nairaland (as other handles are dormant) are all "garri" advocates as we would not hesistate to move to other forums and you know that will be bad business for you.

You eat "garri", you know how important "garri" is in the lives of Nigerians, it is more important than nairaland itself! You and your mods especially that kid, sexkid that has banned almost all the "garri" advocates till 2106, if he'll still be alive by then; you all know that.

Seun, when we start again, the first revolution will be a childs play cos all the threads on the frontpage will have "this post has been hidden" as the only comments there and we will force you to close more threads. Its going to be red!

Please be more sensible and respect the right to freedom of speech from us all and I believe we will all have peace and Nairaland will become a better place.

A word is enough for the wise!

Thanks!

BBpreye.
PRESIDENT.

bbpreye: From: GARRI PRESIDENT
To: Seun

Mr. Seun Osewa,
I have noticed with utter dismay how you and your mods have subjected to word "garri" to humiliation and riddicle. I beg to ask, is it every post about "garri" you and your mods send to the food or joke section? This is unacceptable.

One thing you should know is that more than half of the real members on nairaland (as other handles are dormant) are all "garri" advocates as we would not hesistate to move to other forums and you know that will be bad business for you.

You eat "garri", you know how important "garri" is in the lives of Nigerians, it is more important than nairaland itself! You and your mods especially that kid, sexkid that has banned almost all the "garri" advocates till 2106, if he'll still be alive by then; you all know that.

Seun, when we start again, the first revolution will be a childs play cos all the threads on the frontpage will have "this post has been hidden" as the only comments there and we will force you to close more threads. Its going to be red!

Please be more sensible and respect the right to freedom of speech from us all and I believe we will all have peace and Nairaland will become a better place.

A word is enough for the wise!

Thanks!

BBpreye.
PRESIDENT.

cc: Ebamma
cc:Garri House of Assembly
cc:Garri~Warlord

@ presido bbpreye... I dont know what is wrong with seun and the mods... How can you ban someone for calling the name garri. It doesn't make sense nah...
If this continues,then i will be forced to use my manipulating skills on nairaland.. If care is not taken,me and the whole garri community shall be immune to ban...

From d desk of d Surveyor General of Garri republic
Our correspondence in d middle belt of dis republic is givin d impression dat garri price per cup has increased tremendously due to heavy Floodin in dat area and as thus our G peeps there r in grievance over dis illwind.
Ministry of Garri Affairs, Garri Market Surveys n Urban Garri Renewal
cc.
MANIHOT ROCK VILLA
HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY
CJN OF GARRILAND

Love Garri. Mehn

bbpreye: From: GARRI PRESIDENT
To: Seun

Mr. Seun Osewa,
I have noticed with utter dismay how you and your mods have subjected to word "garri" to humiliation and riddicle. I beg to ask, is it every post about "garri" you and your mods send to the food or joke section? This is unacceptable.

One thing you should know is that more than half of the real members on nairaland (as other handles are dormant) are all "garri" advocates as we would not hesistate to move to other forums and you know that will be bad business for you.

You eat "garri", you know how important "garri" is in the lives of Nigerians, it is more important than nairaland itself! You and your mods especially that kid, sexkid that has banned almost all the "garri" advocates till 2106, if he'll still be alive by then; you all know that.

Seun, when we start again, the first revolution will be a childs play cos all the threads on the frontpage will have "this post has been hidden" as the only comments there and we will force you to close more threads. Its going to be red!

Please be more sensible and respect the right to freedom of speech from us all and I believe we will all have peace and Nairaland will become a better place.

A word is enough for the wise!

Thanks!

BBpreye.
PRESIDENT.

Presido have Spoken. The Revolution will start soon. And i hav discovered a way not to eva get banned. By mentioning garri. Presido fix. A meeting let all the garri activist. Hold a meeting

Rick9: Presido have Spoken. The Revolution will start soon. And i hav discovered a way not to eva get banned. By mentioning garri. Presido fix. A meeting let all the garri activist. Hold a meeting

Our Garri Inaugural AGM

As the Minister of Agriculture, Garri republic, let me assure all the G-peeps that all artificial hinderances to the production of garri has been taken care of. Enjoy garri with no fears.
God bless the G-Republic
searay
Hon Minister for agric

We will take over Nairaland

searay: As the Minister of Agriculture, Garri republic, let me assure all the G-peeps that all artificial hinderances to the production of garri has been taken care of. Enjoy garri with no fears.
God bless the G-Republic
searay
Hon Minister for agric

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Just finish drinking garri. Mehn what can ieva do without Garri ?

Rick9: Just finish drinking garri. Mehn what can ieva do without Garri ?

I wonder how life would have been without Garri.
ThREAD CLOSED!

I like Garri with Afang soup. Then drinking it with groundnut. UP GARRI

sexkillz: If it doesn't distract discussion, why is it such a big issue now? Imagine a life and death discussion in progress and someone decides to ask how the discussion affects the price of garri?

Does that make sense to you?

After discussing d life and death issue GEJ implement it ba. U and ur oga dey take nairaland so serious. Maybe cos it put garri on ur table. Garri must stay. Ok. Sexkillz u re not fit to be a moderator in a public forum.

sexkillz: I am igbo, from abia state. But my signature is in yoruba. . . What does that tell you about me?

Dat u re stupid

GARRI~ WARLORD:
@ presido bbpreye... I dont know what is wrong with seun and the mods... How can you ban someone for calling the name garri. It doesn't make sense nah...
If this continues,then i will be forced to use my manipulating skills on nairaland.. If care is not taken,me and the whole garri community shall be immune to ban...

do it am right beside you

bbpreye: From: GARRI PRESIDENT
To: Seun

Mr. Seun Osewa,
I have noticed with utter dismay how you and your mods have subjected to word "garri" to humiliation and riddicle. I beg to ask, is it every post about "garri" you and your mods send to the food or joke section? This is unacceptable.

One thing you should know is that more than half of the real members on nairaland (as other handles are dormant) are all "garri" advocates as we would not hesistate to move to other forums and you know that will be bad business for you.

You eat "garri", you know how important "garri" is in the lives of Nigerians, it is more important than nairaland itself! You and your mods especially that kid, sexkid that has banned almost all the "garri" advocates till 2106, if he'll still be alive by then; you all know that.

Seun, when we start again, the first revolution will be a childs play cos all the threads on the frontpage will have "this post has been hidden" as the only comments there and we will force you to close more threads. Its going to be red!

Please be more sensible and respect the right to freedom of speech from us all and I believe we will all have peace and Nairaland will become a better place.

A word is enough for the wise!

Thanks!

BBpreye.
PRESIDENT.

thank u Presido. Dont mind Sexkid or wateva his name is.

Garri brings life.

GARRIRick9: Garri brings life.

If GARRI brings life,
And SEXKID hates GARRI,
It can be deduced that,
SEXKID hates what?

a) Life
b) Garri
c) Sex
d) Himself

bbpreye:

If GARRI brings life,
And SEXKID hates GARRI,
It can be deduced that,
SEXKID hates what?

a) Life
b) Garri
c) Sex
d) Himself

d) himself