Like the popular saying, 'Most honest words are spoken in jest'.
In my bored moment, I was able to coin my own saying that, 'Even if you're going to kill yourself, write a suicide note that would make people laugh.' If you did that, you've definitely won over death. And because many of us are not stupid enough to attempt suicide, we can as well get prepared for the day we won't be able to slap ourselves when the mosquito bites (if you know what I mean).
So, the question is, what would you like written on your tombstone if you go kaput? As for me, these would do:

1. Here lies Larry Sun, a man who smiled even when dead.
2. Here lies Larry Sun, a man who stole his lecturer's phone and sold it back to him in another casing and colour.
3. Here lies Larry Sun, a man who tried to hang himself with a roll of tissue paper.
4. Here lies Larry Sun, a great writer, loving husband, father, grandfather and great-grandfather, who choked to death on a toothpick.

I'm not ready to die! So, shift......!

Wow! This is the dumbest expression I've ever heard anybody make. Of course, nobody is ready to die. But death doesn't come when you're ready. Please, pack well jor!
quote author=booqee]I'm not ready to die! So, shift......![/quote]

^^sharraap dere!

lwkmd! maybe she knws wen she will pass on abeg i no call name oh

^^mumu stand well abegi!

Why is booque behaving like this...perhaps this would fit your tombstone:
Here lies Bukola, a lovely lady who spent a large part of her life insulting people.

no mind her, she wan make name

dopeJemi: no mind her, she wan make name

Larry-Sun:
Why is booque behaving like this...perhaps this would fit your tombstone:
Here lies Bukola, a lovely lady who spent a large part of her life insulting people.

i know dat d good Lord i serve shall heal d both of you of ur illness.
*exits thread*

You serve the good LORD yet you yourself are far from being good.
And sorry, you're the sick one, me-thinks. You spoiled my thread...why are people like you on Nairaland? Christ!

Here lies a man who has no more phucks to give.

shenaz: Here lies a man who has no more phucks to give.

Exactly. LOL!

Larry-Sun:

Exactly. LOL!

Pls don't blame the poor girl. 2face don talk am b4. Nobody wan die but they wan go heaven. Learn to live ur as if u're gonna die the next minute.

booqee: I'm not ready to die! So, shift......!

Whether you like it or not, you will die like we all would die and that would be soon. Don't let anybody deceive you, we all live for the day we''ll die. So, my dear start getting used to it now.

So where is the joke?

Efemena_xy: So where is the joke?

You'll Make It.