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Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by aristole(m): 3:49pm On Jan 04, 2008
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked,

"Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom
before he goes to work."

That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled,

"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!!"

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Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by Migines(m): 3:58pm On Jan 04, 2008
Dumb remix.
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by aristole(m): 4:44pm On Jan 04, 2008
Are you sure?
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by ThugLife1(m): 6:21pm On Jan 04, 2008
Bullshit
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by Migines(m): 6:24pm On Jan 04, 2008
@thug
so wat are u waiting for. . . . common! Start eating.
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by ThugLife1(m): 8:48pm On Jan 04, 2008
Eating what?
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by ituen(m): 8:49pm On Jan 04, 2008
piece of ass, of course
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by ThugLife1(m): 9:46pm On Jan 04, 2008
No Way boi
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by SugaLips(f): 5:26am On Jan 05, 2008
This joke sucksssssssssssssssssss.
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by kronkykay(m): 8:42am On Jan 05, 2008
will you?
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by clemcykul(f): 12:46pm On Jan 05, 2008
lol nice one. grin
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by SugaLips(f): 1:15pm On Jan 05, 2008
kronkykay I'd rather suck on my pinkie finger. It's bigger than that thing "hanging" between your legs anyway. cheesy tongue
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by saucekid(m): 1:45pm On Jan 05, 2008
does he even have anything there?
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by Migines(m): 2:09pm On Jan 05, 2008
Yeah. D hose given to hm at d hospital.(so he can atleast urinate)
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by Migines(m): 2:10pm On Jan 05, 2008
Yeah. D hose given to hm at d hospital.(so he can atleast urinate)
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by saucekid(m): 2:18pm On Jan 05, 2008
migs you wicked ooooooooo
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by mystikalb2(m): 2:25pm On Jan 05, 2008
nice 1
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by ituen(m): 7:36am On Jan 06, 2008
*Kronky enters the room and strips naked for Sugar LIps* wink wink wink wink

Sugar Lips views his blah blah and hissses angry angry angry angry

But for fairness and equity, she tell him to stick it in her ear, since that is the proper diameter cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by Migines(m): 8:25am On Jan 06, 2008
*but on second tot, she gives hm an "eva" bottle to do his thing. She can risk having an ear infection*
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by saucekid(m): 3:47pm On Jan 06, 2008
or worse still,hiv infection in the ear
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by ThugLife1(m): 5:27pm On Jan 06, 2008
lol
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by mimiko(f): 5:56pm On Jan 06, 2008
hmmmmm
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by clemcykul(f): 11:39am On Jan 07, 2008
pooor kronk grin grin grin grin grin grin grin well i thot kronk bla bl bla was 12inches lipsrsealed grin
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by jeffcom(m): 11:45am On Jan 07, 2008
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by aristole(m): 12:40pm On Jan 07, 2008
** No comment yet.***
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by ituen(m): 4:11pm On Jan 07, 2008
aristole:

** No comment yet.***

As if u'll say anything useful angry angry angry
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by SugaLips(f): 4:11pm On Jan 07, 2008
;d
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by aristole(m): 5:36pm On Jan 07, 2008
Buy you always make sense to your blindfolded gangs
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by ituen(m): 6:41pm On Jan 07, 2008
yea man,

cos they are level headed
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by nkybabe: 10:42am On Jan 08, 2008
@ituen
na wa 4 u ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by tufe(m): 9:58pm On Jan 26, 2008
aristole, i dont grab this joke. please elaborate a bit
Re: Kisssssssssssssssssssssssssss by ThugLife1(m): 11:38pm On Jan 26, 2008
aristole:

Buy you always make sense to your blindfolded gangs
lol

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