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How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by dani1luv: 3:22pm On May 18, 2012 |
Tutorial: HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR IMAGE. To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarasment o! Just folow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star in dis profession. 1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction, if na closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction. ... 3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why. 4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then. 5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47. 6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left. 7. Elevate d right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure say no be u be d first person 2 complain. 2. Wen pple begin dey shout "chineke! E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin," simply ask "why person no fit respect d presence of odas na?" 3. No hala pass odas if not u go become suspect. 4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! =)) * AdvIcE No Be CursE! ;DTutorial: HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR IMAGE. To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarasment o! Just folow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star in dis profession. 1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction, if na closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction. ... 3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why. 4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then. 5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47. 6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left. 7. Elevate d right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure say no be u be d first person 2 complain. 2. Wen pple begin dey shout "chineke! E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin," simply ask "why person no fit respect d presence of odas na?" 3. No hala pass odas if not u go become suspect. 4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! =)) * AdvIcE No Be CursE! cheers!! 1 Like |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Nobody: 3:30pm On May 18, 2012 |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by dani1luv: 3:37pm On May 18, 2012 |
DONkollione:[size=13pt]Free Madness[/size] 1 Like |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Nobody: 3:57pm On May 18, 2012 |
dani1luv: part6! |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by lilkech(m): 5:12pm On May 18, 2012 |
dani1luv: Tutorial: HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR IMAGE. eheeen . . . okaaay . . . i see ! so na wetin u dey do 4 dat office wey seun keep una ehhn ? u this wicked man no wonder ben10 been run quick quick apply for transfer go mars where no kind of 'GAS' dey available to disturb him poor nose young man change ya devilish and dirty ways o ! |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by bright007(f): 6:20pm On May 18, 2012 |
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Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by brosmart(m): 10:27pm On May 18, 2012 |
What the deuce is your name? FART MASTER? |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by SHEILATQ: 2:31pm On May 20, 2012 |
LOL |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Ajibel(m): 5:00pm On May 20, 2012 |
Dani's experience is d best teacher |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Nobody: 7:55pm On May 20, 2012 |
Ajibel: Dani's experience is d best teacher so u fit laff for persin joke? |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Opoki(m): 7:19pm On May 21, 2012 |
Lol |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Giddison(m): 7:48pm On May 21, 2012 |
9ice one |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Nobody: 12:40am On May 22, 2012 |
Too funny |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by sylve11: 1:37pm On May 24, 2012 |
*Faints[i][/i]* lol |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Nobody: 2:18pm On May 24, 2012 |
nice one dani take these pictures. . . .
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Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Walexz02(m): 11:25pm On May 24, 2012 |
Chia u wnt kill me |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Ajibel(m): 11:28pm On May 24, 2012 |
DONkollione: were u seeing me laffter at the joke |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by digirep: 11:00pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Very creative. Lol |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Sharon6(f): 11:06pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
I laff sotey water dey commot for my eyes as I dey weewee for body. Guy u are too gbaski. Fart master thumbs up. |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Murphy7h4: 2:17am On Jul 23, 2012 |
Good point |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by toygod2: 4:51am On Jul 23, 2012 |
MESSER 1 Like |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Welldone 'M' Professor |
Re: How To Mess In Public, And Retain Your Image! :) by Nobody: 12:30am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Oga dani,na messology u study 4 skul? |
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