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Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tjtj1(m): 7:42pm On Feb 11, 2008
to u? wink
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 8:43pm On Feb 11, 2008
Nope

To some uder-age girls in his neighbourhood
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tjtj1(m): 8:45pm On Feb 11, 2008
lol
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 9:24am On Feb 12, 2008
wld u want some peice of the action
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by folly69(m): 9:31am On Feb 12, 2008
@Topic
Saucekid just lost his virginity
[quote][/quote] thank heavens so he did it? i'm proud of u kid now u can b called sauce pan man grin grin wink
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by Ninjabyte(m): 9:51am On Feb 12, 2008
ituen:


@Topic
Saucekid just lost his virginity

Errgh, i have the live Bleep footage of the event. It's unedited, uncensored. I'm reserving the first 10 units for Nlanders. Hurry and grab ur copy now.
Alsoi watch out for part 2, starring Clemcy and . . .
To God Be The Glory
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 10:45am On Feb 12, 2008
@Ninja,

U know say i get 4 reserved copies fo me and my family courtesy of our renowned friendship

The rest of NL shld haggle for the remaining 6
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by Ninjabyte(m): 11:02am On Feb 12, 2008
@Ituen
With your expertise in contraband and illegal goods distribution, I'll let u handle the marketing of the DVDs. I'm sure u can handle the heat when all Nairalanders struggle for a piece of the action. But this your family sef. U sure sey we no go ship una go Italy? Abi na Amsterdam?
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 11:25am On Feb 12, 2008
@Ninja

This na the first and last time you insult my family oh. I get villa for bahamas and u wan send dem to Italy? For wetin na?

As per ur offer, i fit hadle the situation butmake u know na 6 copies dey available in DVD rom some of these NL no get DVD and VCD

the problem na how to transfer am for Video casssette for the public
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 9:09pm On Feb 12, 2008
perverts just dey everywhere for this land
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tjtj1(m): 7:19am On Feb 13, 2008
make mine blue ray or hi def for me nd ify cos we re not the public
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 9:50am On Feb 13, 2008
Ok Tj,

But ur money na $4000. I dont accept naira equivalent

Now only 5 copies left. any1 else?

MEanwhile, Saucekid is planning to marry the girls that disvirgined him
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tjtj1(m): 9:56am On Feb 13, 2008
Im second name go soon turn to quagmire
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by Ninjabyte(m): 10:12am On Feb 13, 2008
Hmmm, i know Ituen no go disappoint @all @all. See as i don dey see money from royalties wey go dey come my side. In fact Ituen, u sure sey we no go carry d advert go Nigerian Stock Exchange?

Tj, so na u dey cos constant black out for dat una area. That your Hi Def[/b]inition [b]Blue ray film viewer wey God don curse, na im u wan take view d disc?
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 12:34pm On Feb 13, 2008
Ninja,

Taking it to the NSE will mean a lot of money. Imagine Nijarians rushing for just 5 copies of the DVD. Infact we fit make 200x the original value
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 8:29pm On Feb 13, 2008
just look at urselves
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 10:20am On Feb 14, 2008
. . becos u no get money. See as u marry lola for free
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by bigold(f): 1:58pm On Feb 16, 2008
Obasanjo was found furking 10 years old girl
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 3:49pm On Feb 16, 2008
Na who tell u that one?

@Topic
Bigold is paid JAMB officials N50,000 to have 200 in his JAMB score
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by saucekid(m): 5:13pm On Feb 16, 2008
na me una wan use do film? e no go work because una no reach
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by janeluv(f): 5:34pm On Feb 16, 2008
bill gate is flying into lagos to attend d opening party of my new cyber cafe and my house warming party.
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by saucekid(m): 5:38pm On Feb 16, 2008
for your mind
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 8:41pm On Feb 16, 2008
Na Joseph daughter she be
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by saucekid(m): 9:11pm On Feb 16, 2008
her own go pass the one wey dem do joseph. . . . she no go be ruler
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 3:24pm On Feb 17, 2008
Arsenal match against Manchester United has been cancelled due to the fact that Arsenal didnt have thier complete squad.

The replay has been scheduled for Febuary 31st 2008
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 9:20pm On Mar 01, 2008
Nigeria is up for sale

Bidders must be citizens of Iraq or any Middle East Nation
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tytylayor: 12:30pm On Mar 03, 2008
haba! ituen, why nigeria nw shocked shocked
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by success123(m): 12:34pm On Mar 03, 2008
because it is high time we do.
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by folly69(m): 12:38pm On Mar 03, 2008
lmao grin
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by Veracious(f): 2:52pm On Mar 03, 2008
tytylayor just propose to me. should i accept the offer of marriage? undecided
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 8:57pm On Mar 03, 2008
@Vera

DId u know that TYTYLAYOR is a girl? be careful

Obama has decided to step down for Clinton because they had agreed to having sex in exchange for his ticket
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by saucekid(m): 9:13pm On Mar 03, 2008
sudan wants to be included amongst the top bidders

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