zenith bank has increased staff salary

Seun bid to buy Microsoft is accepted

I presently own 80% of Microsoft's shares, 10% is up for sale to Seun and finally, I left the remaining 10% to Bill Gates as change!

nigeria has been bought by sudan.

Rumour has it that Abacha never really died, and is coming back to rule 4ever

Hey! Hey! Hey!
Nor take dat kain thing joke 4 here o.

Hey! Hey! Hey!
Nor take dat kain thing joke 4 here o.

Hey! Hey! Hey!
Nor take dat kain thing joke 4 here o.

i swear, na beast of burden tell me, ask am

The UK parliament has this afternoon approved that citizens all Common Wealth member countries do not require Entry Visas into the UK any longer. This new development means that Nigerian can now travel to the UK with only their Nigerian International Passport.

This new regime will be extended to all english speakingcountries that do not belong to the common wealth within the next 2 years.

More information on this development to follow.

Seun is about to get married to Etteh

ituen:

Seun is about to get married to Etteh

LMAO

ituen:

Seun is about to get married to Etteh

ROTLMAO

Thats na small

Father of the day: Chugba Okadigbo

Mother of the Day: Stella Obasanjo

minister in charge, Ituen

Ring Bearer: Migines

ituen is a bone.
tibia fabular precisely

and u taste like bile

ivory coast beat nigeria 10:0

iteun is a gizzard !

and all posters are frogs

Saucekid has finally got his longtime wish

TO GET MARRIED TO ELTON JOHN

and ituens heart desire has been met
his ability to become a mad person

At least in madness, there is a reason.

I heard u were delighted when u included in a free-for-all party with Elton john, and Micheal Jackson

hm disgusting

just heard ituen has been nominated for the best darwin sample

. . . . and I heard that your last name is HOMO ERECTUS

and your towns people na cavemen

as 1 naira equals 500 U.S. dollars

Update On Quentin Tarantino/Nairaland Movie

Fresh reports reaching our desk indicates that the BlockBuster Movie Quentin Tarantino Directed, titled which had among its stars fellow Nairaland members still remains No.1 in the US Box Office. It's already shamed the likes of Gone with The Wind, Titanoc and Lord of The Rings. Recently, during the 419th Academy Award anchored by Ace Comedian Olubangida Abachanjo, which which took place at Gaza Strip, Darfur Extension, Ghana saw a host of other Award Winning stars like Jaguar Washington, Denzel Edochie, Joke Witherspoon and others were all fighting over the one remaining award, being the only one left after the QT/Nland movie swept away all other awards. The result was so amazing, Hollywood has decided to relocate to Nigeria where they hear talents abound aplenty. So all u Hollywood wannabes, heres ur opportunity. More on this later

Ninjabyte opens ninja academy in Warri

the guy don mad totally
his first pupils are huhu ribadu,mike okiro

others are

king jaja of opobo, Alvan ikoku, Ladoke akintola