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Men Are Smarter by kiwibabe(f): 2:34pm On Apr 11, 2006 |
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage. while getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you." On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it. Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't' realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page. 1. TUESDAY 2. THURSDAY 3. TODAY 4. TOMORROW P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs." ![]() |
Re: Men Are Smarter by micklplus(m): 3:06pm On Apr 11, 2006 |
very funny and funny and funny It made me laugh so well ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Men Are Smarter by Kitty220: 3:19pm On Apr 11, 2006 |
I LOVED that joke it was very funny it got some laughter out of me and i needed a good laugh for today! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Men Are Smarter by diddy4(m): 9:22pm On Apr 11, 2006 |
that guy is so smart. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Men Are Smarter by Zahymaka(m): 3:56am On Apr 12, 2006 |
The guy's real smart -- and starved. |
Re: Men Are Smarter by Free(f): 5:50pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
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Re: Men Are Smarter by vichel(m): 8:22pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
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Re: Men Are Smarter by spikelord(m): 9:13pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
Haha |
Re: Men Are Smarter by ademiller(f): 4:49pm On Sep 01, 2008 |
the guy isnt smart, hes just a damn nymphomaniac ![]() |
Re: Men Are Smarter by lexicon(m): 4:55pm On Sep 01, 2008 |
@poster nice joke. virtually everyday is gonna be for SHOW, ![]() |
Re: Men Are Smarter by clemcykul(f): 11:26am On Sep 02, 2008 |
yes na ![]() ![]() ![]() funny stuff ![]() |
Re: Men Are Smarter by Nobody: 1:05pm On Nov 19, 2008 |
chei, some guys ehn |
Re: Men Are Smarter by krama(m): 8:15pm On Nov 19, 2008 |
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Re: Men Are Smarter by sima(f): 8:17pm On Nov 19, 2008 |
@joke. . ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Men Are Smarter by SeunT2(m): 9:46pm On Nov 19, 2008 |
kilo de this is what they joke ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Men Are Smarter by tytylayor: 5:27pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
:d :d :d :d |
Re: Men Are Smarter by StanP(m): 6:04pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
men that guy go f**k craze comot for that woman head, she neva see prick. |
Re: Men Are Smarter by sylve11: 7:09pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
@ poster you too much mhen! ibkaye: honey don't use that to scare me, cos today is going to be a tough one ![]() |
Re: Men Are Smarter by just2nice(m): 12:55am On Nov 21, 2008 |
Chai,the guy no dey use his servicing dey play at all ![]() |
Re: Men Are Smarter by Nobody: 3:15am On Oct 18, 2009 |
Lol. . . His IQ must really be above average |
Re: Men Are Smarter by Nobody: 7:28am On Oct 18, 2009 |
(laughing in esan) funny. |
Re: Men Are Smarter by Godmother(f): 6:44pm On Oct 18, 2009 |
Vey nice. StanP: I feel sorry for the woman |
Re: Men Are Smarter by Kunbee: 12:46am On Oct 20, 2009 |
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Re: Men Are Smarter by sylve11: 9:04am On Oct 20, 2009 |
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