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Men Are Smarter by kiwibabe(f): 2:34pm On Apr 11, 2006
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands
constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to
cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love
for the rest of their marriage.

while getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper,
"Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex
are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only
have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the
frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey,
just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is
too demanding of you." On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks
the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband
will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices
that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,
"Baby, I didn't' realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.

I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of
listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the
letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY

3. TODAY

4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."  lipsrsealed
Re: Men Are Smarter by micklplus(m): 3:06pm On Apr 11, 2006
very funny and funny and funny
It made me laugh so well cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Men Are Smarter by Kitty220: 3:19pm On Apr 11, 2006
I LOVED that joke it was very funny it got some laughter out of me and i needed a good laugh for today!   grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy wink wink wink
Re: Men Are Smarter by diddy4(m): 9:22pm On Apr 11, 2006
that guy is so smart. grin grin grin grin
Re: Men Are Smarter by Zahymaka(m): 3:56am On Apr 12, 2006
The guy's real smart -- and starved.
Re: Men Are Smarter by Free(f): 5:50pm On Apr 12, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Men Are Smarter by vichel(m): 8:22pm On Apr 12, 2006
cheesy grin grin grin cheesy cheesy very funny
Re: Men Are Smarter by spikelord(m): 9:13pm On Apr 12, 2006
Haha
Re: Men Are Smarter by ademiller(f): 4:49pm On Sep 01, 2008
the guy isnt smart, hes just a damn nymphomaniac undecided
Re: Men Are Smarter by lexicon(m): 4:55pm On Sep 01, 2008
@poster
nice joke. virtually everyday is gonna be for SHOW, tongue
Re: Men Are Smarter by clemcykul(f): 11:26am On Sep 02, 2008
yes na grin grin grin

funny stuff grin
Re: Men Are Smarter by Nobody: 1:05pm On Nov 19, 2008
chei, some guys ehn
Re: Men Are Smarter by krama(m): 8:15pm On Nov 19, 2008
. . . undecided grin
Re: Men Are Smarter by sima(f): 8:17pm On Nov 19, 2008
@joke. . cheesy cheesy cheesy wink tongue
Re: Men Are Smarter by SeunT2(m): 9:46pm On Nov 19, 2008
kilo de this is what they joke grin grin cheesy
Re: Men Are Smarter by tytylayor: 5:27pm On Nov 20, 2008
:d :d :d :d
Re: Men Are Smarter by StanP(m): 6:04pm On Nov 20, 2008
men that guy go f**k craze comot for that woman head, she neva see prick.
Re: Men Are Smarter by sylve11: 7:09pm On Nov 20, 2008
@ poster you too much mhen!


ibkaye:

chei, some guys ehn

honey don't use that to scare me, cos today is going to be a tough one grin
Re: Men Are Smarter by just2nice(m): 12:55am On Nov 21, 2008
Chai,the guy no dey use his servicing dey play at all grin
Re: Men Are Smarter by Nobody: 3:15am On Oct 18, 2009
Lol. . . His IQ must really be above average
Re: Men Are Smarter by Nobody: 7:28am On Oct 18, 2009
(laughing in esan) funny.
Re: Men Are Smarter by Godmother(f): 6:44pm On Oct 18, 2009
Vey nice.


StanP:

men that guy go f**k craze comot for that woman head, she neva see prick.


I feel sorry for the woman
Re: Men Are Smarter by Kunbee: 12:46am On Oct 20, 2009
shocked shocked shocked . , . . . . . . . . cool
Re: Men Are Smarter by sylve11: 9:04am On Oct 20, 2009
. cool

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