"How was your first day in elementary 3, Seun?" asked his father.

"Good," said Seun. "The teacher asked each of us to count to 100. Some kids couldn't get past 30, but I made all the way to 100 without a single mistake!"

"That's good, son. That's because you're from Ogun State."

After the next day of school, he asked again.

"I did good today, too, Dad. In language class, we had to say the alphabet. Some kids couldn't get past P, but I made all the way to Z without a single mistake!"

"That's good, son. That's because you're from Ogun State."

After the third day of school, Seun came home looking troubled.

"What's the matter, son?" asked Dad.
"Oh, I dunno. Today we had Physical Education, and afterwards, in the shower, I noticed that, well, the other boys in my class, uh, well Dad, they all have little tiny ones. Mine must be ten times bigger than theirs! Is that because I'm from Ogun State?"

"No, son," explained Dad. "That's because you're 22 YEARS OLD!"

AN Hausa man confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it."

"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Musa's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

splendid . ,

roflmao

cool

like the second one

Isn't the first one just a remake of the 26 year old yoruba girl? The second one is nice though.

yes it is,

but damn the 2nd one is gud. cure for illness! lol

dats one helluva joke. keep rockn sammie

Musa must b a very gud boy.

lol nice joke

Musa's handwork

nice one sam

Ben WHY? U can go any length to achieve ur goal sha.,.,., tell me why u changed ur name to MUSA

shey bi o

Sam Milla:

AN Hausa man confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it."

"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "BEN's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

shai no b small thing o

hehe

who go bring this joke comot again

i thought it was buried

na m

by.dot and family, make una weldone _{I'm not Musa! but I can play dat kinda game}

I trust u

oh lord of mecci

have mercy upon them.

Have mercy,

Mercy na person name o

she's got nice boobz

LOL Wonder what Seun's gonna say bout this. ho ho hoooo!

Donvilo:

LOL Wonder what Seun's gonna say bout this. ho ho hoooo!

who cares about what he says ?