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Di Contractors by kiwibabe(f): 3:12pm On Apr 11, 2006
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day.

One was from Nigeria, another from Germany, and the third from France. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. They all replied that they were contractors,the guard said, "Hey we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it & give me a bid?"

So, to the back fence they all went to heck it out. First to step up was the German contractor. He took out his tape measure and pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." Next was the French contractor. He also took out his tape measure and pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Without so much as moving, the Nigerian contractor said, $2,700." The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" "Easy," he said. "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from France."

All hail Naija oh,
Re: Di Contractors by diddy4(m): 9:19pm On Apr 11, 2006
thats a professional right there. thats whats up. grin grin
Re: Di Contractors by micklplus(m): 7:54am On Apr 12, 2006
:d :d :d :d
Re: Di Contractors by spikelord(m): 10:29am On Apr 15, 2006
That man is an Ibo man!
Re: Di Contractors by Oracle(m): 4:20am On Oct 11, 2006
lol
That was very smart
Re: Di Contractors by toyboy1(m): 5:35pm On Oct 11, 2006
Though its a nice one , but this joke has become stall over time
cheesy grin

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