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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 1:51pm On Sep 06, 2012
dopeJemi: after adam n eve, God created me grin cheesy
am not disputing that
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 1:59pm On Sep 06, 2012
pearl~hapi:
am not disputing that
aite dear
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 3:20pm On Sep 06, 2012
em pearl and dopemu........this is a thread for joke not for discussion

u guys can go to romance section for dat......thanks
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 3:21pm On Sep 06, 2012
~vicky~:
em pearl and dopemu........this is a thread for joke not for discussion

u guys can go to romance section for dat......thanks
angry angry angry
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 3:25pm On Sep 06, 2012
dopeJemi: angry angry angry

dont derail my thread Mr....just jog on
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 3:32pm On Sep 06, 2012
~vicky~:
em pearl and dopemu........this is a thread for joke not for discussion

u guys can go to romance section for dat......thanks
like seriously did u just say that?anyways sorry if we derailed ur thread•neva gonna be a nextym
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 3:34pm On Sep 06, 2012
A man wit Ak 47 ran 2 a church &
pointed d gun at d congregation
demanding "who is a child of God
here, let me send him 2 heaven? D
congregation remained silent nd
he realesed one of d bullet on d
roof. congregation shouted "Its d
pastor, (AKPORS) he alwayz says dat he is a
child of God"
Pastor (AKPORS) answered - wat kind of
conspiracy is dis? Evryone here
knws dat i am d son of Philip & d
grandson of Okeke
Omigbo....hahahaha lol cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 3:35pm On Sep 06, 2012
BREAKING NEWS THAT MAY NEVER HAPPEN

~ Tope Alabi to Join House of Jinja

~ Yinka Quadri the New Face of Spartacus 4

~ Oyakhilome to Become Okija Shrine Chief Priest

~ Tuface Idibia Bids for the Post of a Pope

~ R.Kelly features Pasuma Wonder in New Album

~ First Lady writes a Novel

~ Funke Akindele to act the Next James Bond Girl

~ Tom Cruise to act The Return of Jelili

~ RCCG bans tithe and offerings.

~ Covenant University declares tuition fee free.

~ Buhari joins PDP

~ Nigerian Police Uniform now white on white.

~ Nigerian capital city now Borno state.

~ Osita(pawpaw) wins world tallest man.

Keep it rolling...
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 3:41pm On Sep 06, 2012
pearl~hapi:
like seriously did u just say that?anyways sorry if we derailed ur thread•neva gonna be a nextym

please Happiness dont take it personal i only said so that dopemu wud exits this thread bcus he's a nuisance ....
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 3:44pm On Sep 06, 2012
~vicky~:


please Happiness dont take it personal i only said so that dopemu wud exits this thread bcus he's a nuisance ....
am not angry jare•i understand{hugz her}

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 3:47pm On Sep 06, 2012
~vicky~:
BREAKING NEWS THAT MAY NEVER HAPPEN

~ Tope Alabi to Join House of Jinja

~ Yinka Quadri the New Face of Spartacus 4

~ Oyakhilome to Become Okija Shrine Chief Priest

~ Tuface Idibia Bids for the Post of a Pope

~ R.Kelly features Pasuma Wonder in New Album

~ First Lady writes a Novel

~ Funke Akindele to act the Next James Bond Girl

~ Tom Cruise to act The Return of Jelili

~ RCCG bans tithe and offerings.

~ Covenant University declares tuition fee free.

~ Buhari joins PDP

~ Nigerian Police Uniform now white on white.

~ Nigerian capital city now Borno state.

~ Osita(pawpaw) wins world tallest man.

Keep it rolling...
obasanjo becomes most handsome man in nigeria

Idowu becomes the most quiet girl on nl

Nigeria returns to millitary rule
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 4:06pm On Sep 06, 2012
~vicky~:


dont derail my thread Mr....just jog on

vicky, wat did i do 2 u,did i hate on u n ur jokes, NO, i didnt, so y hatin on me?
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by larride(m): 4:13pm On Sep 06, 2012
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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 4:24pm On Sep 06, 2012
larride: Dopemu lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
wetin?
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 4:26pm On Sep 06, 2012
~vicky~:


please Happiness dont take it personal i only said so that dopemu wud exits this thread bcus he's a nuisance ....
n if its because of dis smiley angry angry angry i used, i already xplained y i used it, SORRY
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dagr8(m): 4:45pm On Sep 06, 2012
Ajibel: i dont always understand what this fun time with vicky always mean..i just get bored along reading through copyrighted posts/ jokes

Hmmm... is vicky me lyk not d jokes wink wink wink grin
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dagr8(m): 4:54pm On Sep 06, 2012
~vicky~:
BREAKING NEWS THAT MAY NEVER HAPPEN

~ Tope Alabi to Join House of Jinja

~ Yinka Quadri the New Face of Spartacus 4

~ Oyakhilome to Become Okija Shrine Chief Priest

~ Tuface Idibia Bids for the Post of a Pope

~ R.Kelly features Pasuma Wonder in New Album

~ First Lady writes a Novel

~ Funke Akindele to act the Next James Bond Girl

~ Tom Cruise to act The Return of Jelili

~ RCCG bans tithe and offerings.

~ Covenant University declares tuition fee free.

~ Buhari joins PDP

~ Nigerian Police Uniform now white on white.

~ Nigerian capital city now Borno state.

~ Osita(pawpaw) wins world tallest man.

Keep it rolling...

I want to argue dat d bolded [i]can[/i] happen. Quote me right, i never say will happen
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 4:58pm On Sep 06, 2012
pearl~hapi:
obasanjo becomes most handsome man in nigeria

Idowu becomes the most quiet girl on nl

Nigeria returns to millitary rule

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

no let idowu catch you o


dagr8:
Hmmm... is vicky me lyk not d jokes wink wink wink grin
angry angry angry angry angry undecided undecided undecided
jog on then
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 5:01pm On Sep 06, 2012
dagr8:

I want to argue dat d bolded [i]can[/i] happen. Quote me right, i never say will happen

THATS Y i wrote"may never happen"
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by illicit(m): 5:04pm On Sep 06, 2012
pearl~hapi:
obasanjo becomes most handsome man in nigeria

Idowu becomes the most quiet girl on nl

Nigeria returns to millitary rule


lol baby Nigeria can very well return to millitary rule o.
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dagr8(m): 5:12pm On Sep 06, 2012
~vicky~:


THATS Y i wrote"may never happen"

o sorry, just tot over dat. my head was reading "that can never happen"
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 5:13pm On Sep 06, 2012
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer'sfile and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate thatyou're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved laterkilled himself with a rope around theneck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him upto dry. shocked shocked

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 5:24pm On Sep 06, 2012
Teacher: All idiots stand up.
Ajibel stood up.
Teacher: So u are an?
Boy: No ma...I just can't bear u standing alone ma... cheesy cheesy
cheesy cheesy





In a Grade II class, after the teacher taught on TENSES, the class became interactive & she called on Dopejemi,

" Dopejemi, change this sentence to future tense: 'I have killed somebody.' "

Dopejemi replied with a smile,

"U will go to jail"
grin grin grin grin

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dagr8(m): 5:46pm On Sep 06, 2012
grin grin grin
~vicky~:
Teacher: All idiots stand up.
Ajibel stood up.
Teacher: So u are an?
Boy: No ma...I just can't bear u standing alone ma... cheesy cheesy
cheesy cheesy





In a Grade II class, after the teacher taught on TENSES, the class became interactive & she called on Dopejemi,

" Dopejemi, change this sentence to future tense: 'I have killed somebody.' "

Dopejemi replied with a smile,

"U will go to jail"
grin grin grin grin

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by toygod2: 7:00pm On Sep 06, 2012
...OP........I take JAH beg u, pls stop replicating the oldest jokes. BIKO lipsrsealed...OP........I take JAH beg u, pls stop replicating the oldest jokes. BIKO
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 7:35pm On Sep 06, 2012
toygod2: ...OP........I take JAH beg u, pls stop replicating the oldest jokes. BIKO lipsrsealed...OP........I take JAH beg u, pls stop replicating the oldest jokes. BIKO
i get small tym 4 u 4 here, stop repeatin ur stale lyns, IDIOTA, cum n cari ur nonsense 4rm mah thread. mugu embarassed
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 7:38pm On Sep 06, 2012
dopeJemi: i get small tym 4 u 4 here, stop repeatin ur stale lyns, IDIOTA, cum n cari ur nonsense 4rm mah thread. mugu embarassed
is this ur thread?tot its vickys
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 7:40pm On Sep 06, 2012
pearl~hapi:
is this ur thread?tot its vickys
d idiota commented on mah thread b4 comin here 2 showcase his stupidity
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 7:49pm On Sep 06, 2012
dopeJemi: d idiota commented on mah thread b4 comin here 2 showcase his stupidity
eya oya sorry,u shoulda just told him straight up dere na than bringing it here•anyways its ok before madam vicky comes to warn us again for derailing!e don do abeg
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Emmy9ite(m): 8:05pm On Sep 06, 2012
Teacher: Akpos stand up and make a sentence with market

Akpos: I will going to the market

Teacher: Common correct yourself!

Akpos: I will not go again!

grin grin grin
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by illicit(m): 8:29pm On Sep 06, 2012
vicky is FUNky
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 8:40pm On Sep 06, 2012
toygod2: ...OP........I take JAH beg u, pls stop replicating the oldest jokes. BIKO lipsrsealed...OP........I take JAH beg u, pls stop replicating the oldest jokes. BIKO

toygoat....i did not paste joke 4 goats like u....so kindly carry ur bad luck else where angry angry
illicit: vicky is FUNky
grin grin grin grin grin
pearl~hapi:
is this ur thread?tot its vickys

my dear.....am surprise @ his defense for me

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