1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, thesun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives uslight at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old thatwhen he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "mam, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".


9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you sayprayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".


10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of tenpeople die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".


11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."


12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."

i lyk number3 n 12

dopeJemi: i lyk number3 n 12

i say mey u choose...Grown up mumu

Adecement2: i say mey u choose...Grown up mumu

u r very very stup<id, idiota, with ur weak thread, u no even hapi say person comment 4 dis thrash u call joke, wish i cud delete mah post mk u shame 4 urself

See them GAY above me dey fight each other.

Haba nau.... The tin dey funny small make we encourage the small boi, afterall alibaba and basket mouth started wiv dry joke na upgrading and encouragement carry dey reach dis level ;DHaba nau.... The tin dey funny small make we encourage the small boi, afterall alibaba and basket mouth started wiv dry joke na upgrading and encouragement carry dey reach dis level

I forgot to laugh

Be like say una smoke nepa pole i swear

Nice 1. Good job

de joke try.

Jojo Armani: de joke try.

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I 2 try!

Rotflmao! Real nice

CLAPPINGS

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard,and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many morechildren with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuanadoesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friendsfor all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray thatscience will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can getbetter; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I loveyou! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Adecement2, God ll forgive u for cracking my ribs

nicey

U no u guyz cn use her style ba...Like u nw vicky,if u don carry belle

Adecement2: U no u guyz cn use her style ba...Like u nw vicky,if u don carry belle

u no serious

~vicky~:


u no serious

sincerly...D method work na...