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| New Virus Warning by holythug(m): 2:04pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
New Virus Warning This just in : If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles . It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic. Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will wantonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. |
| Re: New Virus Warning by holythug(m): 2:06pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
so watch ur mails |
| Re: New Virus Warning by aristole(m): 2:10pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
*******And,if you receive it as a text-message on your phone?  |
| Re: New Virus Warning by benjay1(m): 3:44pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
@holythug n aristole . . . Birds of a feather. I think somepple will make more sense if they can just shut d f*ck Up. *hiss* |
| Re: New Virus Warning by holythug(m): 5:15pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
send it to mommy |
| Re: New Virus Warning by clemcykul(f): 6:23pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
ahahhahhahah sorry dear mommy just her eyes and shes presently undergoing mind transplant  |
| Re: New Virus Warning by clemcykul(f): 6:24pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
ahahhahhahah sorry dear mommy just lost her eyes and shes presently undergoing a mind transplant |
| Re: New Virus Warning by benjay1(m): 6:36pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
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| Re: New Virus Warning by holythug(m): 11:28am On Jan 08, 2008 |
use a robots '[color=#990000][/color] |
| Re: New Virus Warning by holythug(m): 7:44pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
@ clemcy sorry o |
| Re: New Virus Warning by holythug(m): 7:10pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
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| Re: New Virus Warning by clemcykul(f): 11:25am On Jan 16, 2008 |
u dey kolo |
| Re: New Virus Warning by holythug(m): 4:21pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
UR NA KOLO + MENTAL |
| Re: New Virus Warning by tufe(m): 4:25pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
whats popping in this place ? |
| Re: New Virus Warning by clemcykul(f): 5:15pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
ur eyes are popping |
| Re: New Virus Warning by tufe(m): 5:17pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
thanks, so are you grrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
| Re: New Virus Warning by Migines(m): 9:17pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
Talk am finish make i disgrace u here. |
| Re: New Virus Warning by holythug(m): 11:37am On Jan 18, 2008 |
who u wan disgrace |
| Re: New Virus Warning by DaJunta(m): 3:05pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
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| Re: New Virus Warning by clemcykul(f): 5:30pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
aww am nostalgic old thread lmao |
| Re: New Virus Warning by tufe(m): 5:44pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
did you have to bring dead dogs from the grave |
| Re: New Virus Warning by tjtj1(m): 10:43pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
is this a joke? |
| Re: New Virus Warning by Opoki(m): 3:19am On Feb 05, 2008 |
i guessd it is |
| Re: New Virus Warning by tjtj1(m): 3:20am On Feb 05, 2008 |
i dont think so |
| Re: New Virus Warning by Nobody: 4:40am On Feb 05, 2008 |
gone are the days |
| Re: New Virus Warning by tjtj1(m): 6:05am On Feb 05, 2008 |
gone are wat days? is it wen u stopped playing wit urself |
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