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Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by hakunajay(m): 9:23pm On Sep 08, 2012
Dont try this with an aboki man oooo...

Alright, i was so hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The following transpired between me and the mai shayi.
Me: You get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: Yes.
Me: bring one; slice am two and put 2 sachet of butter in between the slice.
ABOKI: (happy and tankin God for bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)
Me: You get egg?
ABOKI: Yes customer.
Me: Fry 5 eggs put am between the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer.
Me: You get sardine for inside gongoni?
ABOKI: Yes customer everytin dey.
Me: Put two gongoni inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day)
Me: You don finish? Oya press the bread for me.
ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.
Me: OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME.

Anyway, i was lucky to escaped with my life...

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Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by larride(m): 10:01pm On Sep 08, 2012
Old but still FUNNY grin
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by CLIQBOY(m): 10:24pm On Sep 08, 2012
*Falls from mount everest*
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by larride(m): 12:33am On Sep 09, 2012
CLIQBOY: *Falls from mount everest*

No be you go type dat one NOW.. na front page we for see ham say someone fall down from mount everest because of one stale joke. mtchsew
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by Lagusta(m): 9:24am On Sep 09, 2012
Stale joke, was funny before, now boring
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by chukxy44(m): 10:42am On Sep 09, 2012
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Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by hakunajay(m): 12:42pm On Sep 09, 2012
Lagusta: Stale joke, was funny before, now boring

Badt belle!
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by Lagusta(m): 1:08pm On Sep 09, 2012
hakunajay:

Badt belle!

Thank u, pls post a better joke...

NEXT!!!
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by hakunajay(m): 8:58pm On Sep 09, 2012
Lagusta:

Thank u, pls post a better joke...

NEXT!!!

Wey your own?
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by realsammie(m): 11:07pm On Sep 09, 2012
i cant find the joke
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by Lagusta(m): 11:47pm On Sep 09, 2012
hakunajay:

Wey your own?

Check the nostrils of a white elephant... IF U CAN?!?!

NEXT!!!
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by CLIQBOY(m): 1:12am On Sep 10, 2012
larride:

No be you go type dat one NOW.. na front page we for see ham say someone fall down from mount everest because of one stale joke. mtchsew
na DANA AIRWAYS go kill all this bad belle ppl
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by hakunajay(m): 6:16am On Sep 10, 2012
Lagusta:

Check the nostrils of a white elephant... IF U CAN?!?!

NEXT!!!

I'll rather have your brain checked!!!
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by Lagusta(m): 12:25pm On Sep 10, 2012
hakunajay:

I'll rather have your brain checked!!!

No let me check urs, I'll surely discover that u hav a very smooth brain!!!! grin grin grin
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by hakunajay(m): 3:42pm On Sep 10, 2012
Lagusta:

No let me check urs, I'll surely discover that u hav a very smooth brain!!!! grin grin grin


Lol... Guy go and take your burukutu abeg. Leave me alone!
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by Lagusta(m): 6:52pm On Sep 10, 2012
hakunajay:


Lol... Guy go and take your burukutu abeg. Leave me alone!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaah

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