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Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by hakunajay(m): 9:23pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
Dont try this with an aboki man oooo... Alright, i was so hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The following transpired between me and the mai shayi. Me: You get loaf of bread? ABOKI: Yes. Me: bring one; slice am two and put 2 sachet of butter in between the slice. ABOKI: (happy and tankin God for bringing customer, was just doing as he is told) Me: You get egg? ABOKI: Yes customer. Me: Fry 5 eggs put am between the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer. Me: You get sardine for inside gongoni? ABOKI: Yes customer everytin dey. Me: Put two gongoni inside the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day) Me: You don finish? Oya press the bread for me. ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish. Me: OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME. Anyway, i was lucky to escaped with my life... 2 Likes |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by larride(m): 10:01pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
Old but still FUNNY |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by CLIQBOY(m): 10:24pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
*Falls from mount everest* |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by larride(m): 12:33am On Sep 09, 2012 |
CLIQBOY: *Falls from mount everest* No be you go type dat one NOW.. na front page we for see ham say someone fall down from mount everest because of one stale joke. mtchsew |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by Lagusta(m): 9:24am On Sep 09, 2012 |
Stale joke, was funny before, now boring |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by chukxy44(m): 10:42am On Sep 09, 2012 |
( =D. laff ). don scatter /!\ , ma baffUp ' . |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by hakunajay(m): 12:42pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Lagusta: Stale joke, was funny before, now boring Badt belle! |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by Lagusta(m): 1:08pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
hakunajay: Thank u, pls post a better joke... NEXT!!! |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by hakunajay(m): 8:58pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
Lagusta: Wey your own? |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by realsammie(m): 11:07pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
i cant find the joke |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by Lagusta(m): 11:47pm On Sep 09, 2012 |
hakunajay: Check the nostrils of a white elephant... IF U CAN?!?! NEXT!!! |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by CLIQBOY(m): 1:12am On Sep 10, 2012 |
larride:na DANA AIRWAYS go kill all this bad belle ppl |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by hakunajay(m): 6:16am On Sep 10, 2012 |
Lagusta: I'll rather have your brain checked!!! |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by Lagusta(m): 12:25pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
hakunajay: No let me check urs, I'll surely discover that u hav a very smooth brain!!!! |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by hakunajay(m): 3:42pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
Lagusta: Lol... Guy go and take your burukutu abeg. Leave me alone! |
Re: Dont Try This With An Aboki Ooo. by Lagusta(m): 6:52pm On Sep 10, 2012 |
hakunajay: Haaaaaaaaaaaaah |
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