zoomman:

u dont need to let em know ur happy....its a blessing in disguise

Disguise you said , but ...
* Sweets Thursday *

But disguise is an artificial mask over the real you, be original please! :-

tomayira:
But disguise is an artificial mask over the real you, be original please! :-

Please don't leave me....

mystiqueDZ:
Please don't leave me....

Me and you know that, he who stop thinking start stinking.

Babe2sure:


Me and you know that, he who stop thinking start stinking.

stinking rat was my favorite yab in those days... *babe2sure... so good to see you again! guess you have forgotten me your nairaland love*

davseun2ta:
stinking rat was my favorite yab in those days... *babe2sure... so good to see you again! guess you have forgotten me your nairaland love*

Days of yore.

*Good to see you too. I did not forget you,but you are now my ex-lover. . Dis your dis-appearing and re-appearing act, I no understand o*

Babe2sure:



Days of yore.

*Good to see you too. I did not forget you,but you are now my ex-lover. . Dis your dis-appearing and re-appearing act, I no understand o*

YORE IS NOT AN ENGLISH WORD....*AYE MA NIKA OOOO... so out of sight is out of mind.. after all the love you promised me... *

davseun2ta:

YORE IS NOT AN ENGLISH WORD....*AYE MA NIKA OOOO... so out of sight is out of mind.. after all the love you promised me... *

Word spelt 'yore' is an english word jor.

*Before nko, out of sight is out of mind.......most especially when you went AWOL without telling me anything, I should wait for you? *

Babe2sure:



Word spelt 'yore' is an english word jor.

*Before nko, out of sight is out of mind.......most especially when you went AWOL without telling me anything, I should wait for you? *

JOR AINT IN D DICO TOO SO PLZZ DONT LETS DIGRESS....LETS PROGRESS

Babe2sure:



Word spelt 'yore' is an english word jor.

*Before nko, out of sight is out of mind.......most especially when you went AWOL without telling me anything, I should wait for you? *

jor o! is a music title... *so it means that all the love watin tin, was just for a while... who knows if you were the cause of my AWOL so you can play your match well abi?*

davseun2ta:
jor o! is a music title... *so it means that all the love watin tin, was just for a while... who knows if you were the cause of my AWOL so you can play your match well abi?*

Title that you gave the story is not a befitting one.


*You want to use reverse pscychology on me abi? Ma tan ara e. The woman you went away with has deserted you abi? You now want to come back? No way.*

Babe2sure:



Title that you gave the story is not a befitting one.


*You want to use reverse pscychology on me abi? Ma tan ara e. The woman you went away with has deserted you abi? You now want to come back? No way.*

one , two, three , four , five catching fishes....yeee! I have forgotten the rhyme ooooo...

*o ma se o! is it every man that leaves the house, goes after another woman?.. its your jazz joor! cos even while I was still active, you were bringing men to our matrimonial home..... *

davseun2ta:

one , two, three , four , five catching fishes....yeee! I have forgotten the rhyme ooooo...

*o ma se o! is it every man that leaves the house, goes after another woman?.. its your jazz joor! cos even while I was still active, you were bringing men to our matrimonial home..... *

Oooo how could you forget? Memories last forever na.


* if I catch you ehn, *scratches head*I don't know what to do to you . That is what you get when you cannot explain where you kept disappearing to*

Babe2sure:



Oooo how could you forget? Memories last forever na.


* if I catch you ehn, *scratches head*I don't know what to do to you . That is what you get when you cannot explain where you kept disappearing to*

na true ooo, i cant forget those poem..

teewai3:

na true ooo, i cant forget those poem..

Poem or no poem please someone should tell Babe2sure and davseun2ta that I have room for rent

nonsso:


Poem or no poem please someone should tell Babe2sure and davseun2ta that I have room for rent

Rent the room out to someone else.

*i was separated from him long time ago, I have started divorce proceedings against him. I am going to divorce him sighting abandonment and lack of love on my part*

Babe2sure:




Rent the room out to someone else.

*i was separated from him long time ago, I have started divorce proceedings against him. I am going to divorce him sighting abandonment and lack of love on my part*

Else there will be trouble!

coolrose:


Else there will be trouble!

trouble is an act of looking for trouble... I get am? *well, you can go ahead and fill a divorce. perhaps you don't know I have proofs for your infidelity and witch craft... *

davseun2ta:
trouble is an act of looking for trouble... I get am? *well, you can go ahead and fill a divorce. perhaps you don't know I have proofs for your infidelity and witch craft... *

am i wrong?

HizMissy:


am i wrong?

wrong your right of been proud! that's the only way you can right your wrong by been humble... yaitch!!!

davseun2ta:
wrong your right of been proud! that's the only way you can right your wrong by been humble... yaitch!!!

Yaitch is not even in the dictionary....

zoomman:

Yaitch is not even in the dictionary....

dictionary is meant to guide you... check well, you shall see the word yaitch!!!

davseun2ta:
dictionary is meant to guide you... check well, you shall see the word yaitch!!!

yaitch is not in any way related to the matter on ground.....mr yaitch

zoomman:

yaitch is not in any way related to the matter on ground.....mr yaitch

Yaitch ko, yaitch ni. Mr yaitch, whatever that means.


*Davseun2ta, have you been served the divorce petition yet?*

Babe2sure:



Yaitch ko, yaitch ni. Mr yaitch, whatever that means.


*Davseun2ta, have you been served the divorce petition yet?*

means I have to return the dictionary I found the word "yaitch" from to the book shop where I bought....
"babe2sure see you in court on Monday"

davseun2ta:
means I have to return the dictionary I found the word "yaitch" from to the book shop where I bought....
"babe2sure see you in court on Monday"

Bought slice bread to make club sandwich.

*sure*

Babe2sure:



Bought slice bread to make club sandwich.

*sure*

sandwich ko? BabyWich ni, to many words dat are not in d dictionary today


*babe2sure oti ti tan, mo ti ka e hehehe *

zyzxx:
sandwich ko? BabyWich ni, to many words dat are not in d dictionary today


*babe2sure oti ti tan, mo ti ka e hehehe *

Today? What about it?

mystiqueDZ:
Today? What about it?

It has bn written that God will grant our heart desire ds year....Can I hear u say amen...
*Happy weekend to u ladies nd Gents*

zoomman:

It has bn written that God will grant our heart desire ds year....Can I hear u say amen...
*Happy weekend to u ladies nd Gents*

AMEN!! But my heart desires are flentiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

mystiqueDZ:
AMEN!! But my heart desires are flentiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

flentiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! the way a local hausa man pronounces the word 'plenty'..

Plenty dollars in my name Ali1king